Visit Announcement! The Lizardo Lantern Shines on Silk & Tony at Video Liquidators in Buffalo, NY on Saturday 8/6 @ 9pm

Updated 8/6 at Noon:
Tonight, The Lizardo Lantern will be hoisted to the top of Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave. in Buffalo, NY.  The occasion?

My good friends Silk & Tony from Toronto will be stopping by for a visit and to take in a show or two at VL. 

The Good Doctor cannot be there tonight, but I hope there is  Journal Reporter or two on site that can provide a great Flash Report for publication. (The Good Doctor can be reached via e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com). 

Be respectful, be clean, and if nature has blessed you accordingly, be chocolate.

Here is the original Visit Announcement and pics of Silk...

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Doc here, a man who some say was once caught with 5 years worth of Shopsy's sewn into an overcoat, with a very special (to my heart) Visit Announcement in my old stomping grounds of Western NY.

My good friends, Silk & Tony from Toronto will be stopping by Video Liquidators on Elmwood Ave (address info in the Adult Theater Database) in Buffalo, NY Saturday night, August 6th.  They intend to take in a show or two in the adult theater.

Silk, who by the way is a total smoke show of the highest order, has a bit of a sweet tooth. You see, she loves chocolate. And she would love to see plenty of chocolate in the theater enjoying a show while they are also there. She appreciates the way chocolate tastes, as well as the way it feels.  

For those of you that have not seen Silk before, here are a few images:

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Mrs. Sexual Athlete Edition with 35 HOT PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say once worked for The Tyrell Corporation, who advanced robot evolution into the Nexus phase - a being virtually identical to a human - known as a Replicant.  

Special police squads - Blade Runner Units - had orders to shoot to kill, upon detection, any trespassing Replicant. This was not called execution. It was called retirement. They called me The Doctor.

Welcome to Smut for a Sunday Evening, a tradition that goes back a lunch time. Sunday evenings The Good Doctor will publish only the best of the best images of originally submitted pics to The Journal, or images shot by The Good Doctor himself. Nothing poached from other internet sites. All original. All Lizardo.

Tonight's spotlight is on my good friend, the incredible Mrs. Sexual Athlete! If you have ever had an opportunity to encounter her in Hartford, Berlin, NJ, Washington DC, or on my home turf of Chicago, you know she is the real deal. A body like a Greek Goddess and the sexual appetite of a porn star. 

Several of the following images were shot by The Good Doctor, and there is nothing like having her model for your old friend in the white suit and aviators (I won't even talk about the post-shoot shenanigans). Plus, the final image of her and her hubby, the awesome Mr. Sexual Athlete (and shot by me), was used by Penthouse Magazine in a profile of The Good Doctor and the adult theater scene in 2015.

Please sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy 35 images of pure Mrs. Sexual Athlete!

Thanks,
Doc

Smut for a Sunday Evening: Mrs. Sexual Athlete Edition!
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Couple's Flash Report! The Luscious Laura at Fantasyland (I and II) in Tampa 7/29/16

Doc here, a man who some say cannot get enough surfing in during a single day, with a timely Couple's Flash Report from my good friend The Luscious Laura.  

The Luscious Laura and her beau, Mr. Wayne, visited Fantasyland I and II last night (7/29), and had a good ol' hot and sticky time at Tampa's top adult theater.  The Lizardo Lantern heralded their arrival, and the guys were more than excited to see her. 

Take it away, The Luscious Laura!

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Hi Doc,

We arrived at Fantasyland I around 9. We bounced between both locations over the course of the night. The staff was amazing! The theater areas and private rooms were clean and the guys were polite and respectful.  

My first play encounter was at FL2 - someone who reads Doc's blog approached me. We ended up having a hot time in the fish bowl.  Everyone in the theater was up against the glass watching us play.  (ed. note: Reading The Journal has it's benefits.)

We made it back over to FL I to see if things had picked up.  There were 3 couples in the theater and a few guys watching.  Around 11 the theater was packed with couples. I think there were at least 10 from what I could see and I'm sure there were more on the other side of the building.

We were able to play with 3 in private rooms before calling it a night.

As always, it was a positive experience for us.  We will be going back tonight, July 30th for more fun. 

TLL

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Doc here again... Oh Luscious Laura, you are such a naughty, insatiable girl! Once is never enough for you!

If you are in Tampa, or thinking about getting there tonight (Saturday 7/30), do so. Fantasyland I and II holds your keys to a very hot evening.  Be clean, polite, and respectful, and fate just might be on your side. 

As always, if you see The Luscious Laura, tell her "Doc sent me!" . I heard that she likes this (from someone in the know).  ;o)

Thanks,

Doc

The Lizardo Lantern Shines Again Tonight (7/30) at Fantasyland in Tampa: Luscious Laura Visit Edition

Doc here, a man who some say once in the 1980's was perched on top of an adult theater, with a crude, homemade spotlight. When a couple would enter said theater, he would flip the switch, throwing the first Lizardo Lantern into the upstate NY sky. His results at that time were mixed at best.

Flash forward to 2016. The Lizardo Lantern is now a 200,000 watt halogen blowtorch, with enough power to make men, women, and couples turn their car around and drive to an adult theater. 

On Friday night 7/29, after an overnight flatbedding trip from Chicago to Tampa, FL, The Lizardo Lantern was placed atop Fantasyland I in Tampa, to signal the arrival of Journal favorite, The Luscious Laura. At 9pm ET, The Lantern was fired up upon the entry of The Luscious Laura and Mr. Wayne, with great, sticky results. 

Tonight, 7/30, The Lizardo Lantern will be ready to illuminate the Drew Park sky once again over Fantasyland, as the Luscious Laura returns for the back half of her weekend double-header. To find out the time of her arrival, follow The Good Doctor on Twitter @LizardoJournal .  Look for The Lizardo Lantern, and get to Fantasyland I in Tampa. 

And as always, tell The Luscious Laura that "Doc sent me."

Thanks,
Doc

Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Afternoon: The Tubes - Mondo Bondage

Doc here, a man who some say once refused to get out of a lazy river attraction in Council Bluffs, IA for close to three weeks. He was never charged with a violation.

It's Saturday, and that means it's time for Doc's Musical Interlude for a Saturday Afternoon. Regular readers know the drill... These videos capture somewhat edgy tunes from The Good Doctor's youth, and typically have a punk or post-punk vibe to them. This video however pre-dates both genres, debuting in 1975. 

The Tubes were a San Francisco based band, first known for their big hit "White Punks on Dope".  However, for reasons that are pretty clear, The Good Doctor's fave Tubes tune is this little number, "Mondo Bondage".

Enjoy.

Doc

On The Road with The Good Doctor: Battle Creek, Michigan Edition

Doc here, a man who some say has no home. Hunted. Despised. Living like an animal. The jungle is his home! But he will show the world that he can be its master. He shall perfect his own race of people... a race of atomic supermen that will conquer the world!

The Good Doctor will be on the road this Thursday and Friday seeing patients, putting out fires, all the while showcasing The Lizardo 4000.  

My travels will take me to the Battle Creek area of Michigan, and if my schedule allows, a trip to Romantix on Thursday night.  It's been a couple of years since I last visited Romantix (690 West Michigan Ave.), but I have always found it to be a terrific location in this thing of ours.  Clean, nice ABS, lots of booths, and a clean and cozy theater. 

Who knows... Maybe a couple or two might show up, and give your old friend in the white suit and aviators something to report back on!  

As always, one can reach me on Twitter @LizardoJournal or via e-mail at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

Thanks,
Doc

The Lizardo Lantern Shines On Thursday: #OperationAfternoonWave

#OperationAfternoonWave

The Lizardo Lantern will be shining in Chicago's skies Thursday, but where, when, and why will be revealed on The Good Doctor's Twitter, @LizardoJournal .

Freeze Frame! Thank You for 1,900 Followers on Twitter with Dirty Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say was once the face of the NBA, with a special Freeze Frame Report to celebrate 1,900 Followers on Twitter.

Sure, you can call the following 100% authentic images the carrots at the end of the stick. You can call them clickbait if you wish. 

What is 100% true is that they are some of the hottest images tied to this thing of ours. A few were even shot by The Good Doctor himself.

The bottom line is that I wanted to thank you in the most Lizardo way possible, and that would be in dirty pictures.

Onto 2,000 Followers on Twitter! And more rewards for you!

Thanks,
Doc

UPDATED! A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: The Bell Tolls for Secrets in Oakland, CA Today.

Doc here, a man who some say was stopped three times on a recent Monday afternoon by Pokemon Go players thinking he was an elusive"Meatballander". 

Today is one of those days whereby The Good Doctor has to bring you, the good readers of The Journal, some sad news from this thing of ours.

From what I understand, today (7/27) is the last day of operation for Secrets in Oakland, CA.  We have known for awhile that Secrets would be closing, but the exact date was not nailed down until recently. However, the bell tolls today for this Oakland landmark.

This is the Secrets profile on the Cinema Treasures website:

Opened as the Jack London Square Cinemas in the early-1970’s (not to be confused with the current Jack London Stadium 9, on Jack London Square a few blocks away). It screens sub-run double bills and occasional adult product.

In 1975, it became a full time XXX movie theatre, showing hetrosexual fare on all three screens. In 1979, it experimented by showing mainstream movies on one screen and adult movies on the other screens. Later the mainstream screen began screening gay porn movies. In the mid-1980’s, it started showing mainstream sub-run feature films at bargain prices.

It was later renamed Xanadu, and two of the screens showed adult features, while the other screen was converted into a peepshow booth boom. In recent years it has been renamed Secrets Theatre, continuing the same policy.

Here is a photo of Secrets when it was known as Xanadu:

This is what Secrets looks like recently, as the curtain closes:

UPDATE: And this image from May 2016:















Hopefully Secrets will close in a flourish, giving it a proper send off before being gentrified into un-affordable housing.  If this does indeed happen, I would love to receive reports on it's last day, so please send them to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

Secrets...We hardly knew ye.

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Mr. Clean Visits the Pleasure Emporium in Hollywood, FL on 7/13 &14, 2016 - Patience Pays Off Big Time!

Doc here, a man who some say is one with the sea. Man against nature. Man versus fish. Boat meets shark. Shark eats boat. Man eats cannoli.

Well kids, this report is a good one! Mr. Clean hits it out of the park with this detail packed report from one of the most intriguing adult theaters in the country, the Pleasure Emporium in Hollywood, FL. 

Reports are few and far between on this location, but thankfully Journal contributor Mr. Clean has stepped up to the plate.

I encourage you to pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy this report.  

Here we go!

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Flash Report – Mr. Clean Visits the Pleasure Emporium (Hollywood, Florida) – and patience, persistence pays off big time!

The Place – Pleasure Emporium, Hollywood Florida (http://www.pleasureemporiumhollywood.com/)

Date – Tuesday July 13th and Wednesday July 14th

Time – I was there from 7-11pm (they are open until 1am)

Outside – Safe area, ample parking. On a dead end street.

Inside – Impressively large, store. Very clean, inviting. Friendly staff. Arcade, two theaters.

Entrance fee - $7 for the arcade, $18 for arcade and theaters, $20 for couples. In and out privilege until 1am (clerk even followed me in to give me the receipt which I hadn’t rece3ived and informed me of the in/out policy.)

The Arcade: