Thursday, November 24, 2016

Happy Thanksgiving from The Good Doctor!


Doc here, a man who some say placed a respectable 5th place in an Iron Man triathlon / pumpkin pie eating contest held just outside Horseheads, NY in the early 90's.  

The Good Doctor would like to wish all of you, the good readers of The Journal, a very Happy Thanksgiving.  Enjoy the time with your families, as everyone stares at their smartphones around the dinner table. At least that will take the sting out of your Uncle Dom telling another off-color joke in mixed company at the table.

Typically, Black Friday is a very good day at adult theaters across the US. I will try and stay on top of it, and message out updates on my Twitter, @LizardoJournal.  Please follow me if you are not already... You might miss out on something VERY GOOD. 

I will be back right after my tryptophan coma wears off. 

Happy Thanksgiving!

Doc

Wednesday, November 23, 2016

The Good Doctor's Mailbag: A Note from The PNW Kid In Seattle


Doc here, a man who some say once did 4 jazzercise classes in a row before his jazz hands locked up, with another edition of The Good Doctor's Mailbag.  

When a thought provoking e-mail hits The Good Doctor's in-box, I will get permission to publish it and add my two cents to the e-mail.

Today I received this note from senior West Coast reporter, The PNW Kid. This long-time contributor is always on point, and today is no different. This note is a good one, and in the spirit of Thanksgiving!

The E-Mail:

Hi Doc,

Greetings from the great State of Washington.  I just wanted to take a moment to thank you for taking the time to prepare and share your report about The Adventurous MD Couple's meeting with The Black Sox (Doc's GB Crew) at 15th Ave. in Chicago.  They seem like great folks and I wish I'd had an opportunity to actually meet them back when I lived in Maryland.  


It was great to hear that she ultimately had a great time, despite the knuckleheads who were trying to push their way in to get their moment in the sun.  Unfortunately, we still see that from time to time out here at Secrets (in Des Moines, WA), although the staff and seasoned theater aficionados such as yours truly do their best to maintain order while couples and single women are trying to enjoy themselves.

Thanks again for all that you do, and Happy Thanksgiving,

"The PNW Kid"

Tuesday, November 22, 2016

Adult Theater Thanksgiving Day 2016 Hours (As Far As We Know)


Doc here, a man who some say has tryptophan coursing through his veins, with the answers to the most asked questions I get on Thanksgiving week: 

"Is the ______ Theater open on Thanksgiving Day?"

Well friends, here is a list of most of the adult theaters listed in my weekly Power Rankings, and their Thanksgiving Day status:

15th Ave. Adult Theater, Chicago: Closed All Day
Art Cinema, Hartford, CT: Closed All Day
Berlin News Agency, Berlin, NJ: Open Normal Hours
CTs Adult Theater, Gary, IN: Closed All Day
Oregon Theater, Portland, OR. Open Normal Hours
Secrets, Des Moines, WA: Open Normal Hours

If you are aware of any additional adult theaters and their Thanksgiving hours, please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com and I will update this post.

Thanks,
Doc

Sunday, November 20, 2016

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: A Nice Evening to Edit Stuff


Doc here, a man who some say screen tested for a major role in a 1933 blockbuster set on a jungle island, only to lose out to a better qualified actor. It happens.

It has been quite the weekend in this thing of ours. Heavy adult theater activity in Des Moines, WA at Secrets, as well as The Oregon Theater in Portland (did someone order a pizza?), the mighty Art Cinema in Hartford, CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN, & of course 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  
I have not received any intel from Tampa, Toledo, or Dallas (or anywhere else for that matter), so if you have some, please let me know via The Good Doctor's E-mail Hotline. Thank you.

Tonight, The Good Doctor is settling in with some super-strong tea, ready to edit up a storm of reports that have been in the editing que for awhile. Trust me, some hot stuff is on the way. 

Just Announced! "All You Need is Love" Valentine's Party at The Art Cinema in Hartford, CT on February 11th, 2017


Tuesday, November 15, 2016

Freeze Frame! Eyes Up Here Edition w/ 23 Pics!


Doc here, a man who some say is currently starring in the off-Broadway production of "Sunset Boulevard" as the "guy floating in the pool" . 

It's been a minute since I published a good Freeze Frame Report, and in today's uncertain times, we need a warm, fuzzy. A warm fuzzy we can feel comfortable with, and (with any luck) potentially motorboat. 

Following are some of my favorite submitted boob-centric pics, all submitted to The Good Doctor with a report. Nothing poached from the interwebs or your boss' laptop. These boobs are home grown, and they are spectacular.

Enjoy my friends. Doctor's orders!

Thanks,
Doc

Freeze Frame: Eyes Up Here Edition
(Click the Thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Sunday, November 13, 2016

Box Score! Gobblefest at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago & Hosted by Doc on 11/12/16


Doc here, a man who some may be too comfortable in a life-sized turkey outfit, with the Box Score Report from last night's awesome Gobblefest Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

During an evening in which the super moon appeared, there were many other moons present, on display, and accounted for inside 15th Ave. Adult Theater. Some even ventured to the stage in the party room for the sexy outfit contest! And to a lady, these moons were fantastic!

The Lizardo Lantern was hoisted to the roof of 15th Ave. in the early morning hours of the 12th, ready to herald the start of Gobblefest. Testing was completed, and at exactly 8pm CT, the signal hit the skies above Chicagoland.

In my forthcoming House Call Report (check out the 15th Ave. Halloween Party report HERE), I will get into some of the specifics on the party, the sexy outfit contest, and the crazy scenes around the facility I witnessed (and participated in).  Yes, I am talking about you StuntSlut Simone and Bruised & Broken!

In the meantime, here is your Box Score Report from Gobblefest!

Saturday, November 12, 2016

House Call Report by Doc! Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago on 10/22/16


Doc here, a man who some say played the role of "Stevie 6 Panels" in the ABC Afterschool Special "My Dad, The Don", sometime in the late 1980's. 

October's Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago was a night for the ages, kids. On top of the 102 Couples and dozens & dozens of sexy singles (girls, guys, and T's), the playful vibe of the night made it something special for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

I am going to highlight some of the memorable images and scenes of the night for you, the good readers of The Journal. They were:

The Costumes! 
The party-goers took it up a big notch for this year's Halloween event! The hot costumes from the girls were amazing, and the guy's costumes were impressive. Some of note were:
  • Master Chief and Cortana: Wow...Super authentic. I still don't know how Master Chief could see out from his visor. Cortana, a super sexy spinner in her skin tight blue costume, was incredible. More on this HOT couple later...
  • Wednesday Adams: Holy crap, this sexy outfit was my personal dream come true. Everything was perfect, right down to her braids, her knee socks, and her attitude! 5 out of 5 Lizardo Stars!
  • The Luscious Laura as Freddie Krueger! My good friend LL was HOT in her torn up stripped sweater and knife gloves. She was so naughty I had to pull her aside and tell her personally. 
  • The Wolfman: This was no off-the-shelf number from Dollar Tree. "D" had a fur outfit, and clothes on outside the fur, and a scary mask. More on him later too!
  • Officer Anita Bribe: "Anita" is a super hot blonde smokeshow of a peace officer, and she was rocking mirrored aviators, a set of handcuffs, and some incredibly tight and short hot pants. More on her later too!

TONIGHT! Saturday 11/12/16! 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago: "Gobblefest" BYOB Party Hosted by Doc!


Updated 11/12/16 at 11am:  The big day has arrived kids... The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and I'm leaving shortly to head up to The Windy City. It's time to gobble down at Gobblefest!  

The Party Room is decorated, the swag bags are ready, prizes are set for the sexy outfit contest, and The Good Doctor has ants in his pants.  Only one question remains: Are YOU ready to Gobble?

One person I know is ready to gobble is my good friend StuntSlut Simone. Once again she has traveled in from way out of state to join us for another HUGE event. 

Here is her passport picture for reference:


(Not Really Her Passport Picture)

The Swag Bags for Gobblefest are also complete with all the fixins!  Here they are:




The first 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 8pm get a swag bag with their paid admission. Don't be late and miss out on one these bad boys. 

Also, the finishing touched are being put up inside the Party Room today, and it looks great! 

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here with an update on the upcoming Gobblefest party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!


Join The Good Doctor and the great crew at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (located at 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL) for "Gobblefest", an party in which we will give thanks for thighs, legs, and breasts on Saturday November 12th, 2016 at 8pm.

I just received word that one of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours, StuntSlut Simone, will be joining us for Gobblefest.  And good Lord, this girl can gobble!

Friday, November 11, 2016

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! Guess Which Hottie is Going to Gobblefest at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Saturday Night?


Doc here, a man who some say was the inspiration behind the TV series "Manimal", with a very special Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

The Good Doctor's e-mail machine buzzed earlier today with this secretive message:

I dipped into the archives and grabbed a photo that has never been distributed anywhere, hoping you can somehow use it to lure horny males to the party :)

And who pray tell sent me this mysterious message?  The one and only StuntSlut Simone, who will be in attendance this Saturday evening for the Gobblefest Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, and hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

So, here is your Good Doctor's Pic of the Day, featuring the very naughty StuntSlut Simone!

Enjoy!