International Flash Report! The Traveler Raises The Bar at 2x2 on Grand Canary Island

Doc here, a man who some say attempted to kayak across the Atlantic, only making it 14 nautical miles before remembering that he left the stove on, and had to return home. 

2017 reports here at The Journal are off to a great start!  Earlier this week, a dynamite report from Hugh Mungus writing about Mon Chalet in Aurora, CO, and now The Traveler raises the bar on his International Flash Reports!  

The Traveler visited a lifestyle club on Grand Canary Island named 2x2, and it is all sorts of awesome (the report and seemingly, the club).  I have also dropped in a few pics from 2x2's Facebook page to add some eye candy to the report.

I suggest dedicating some time to this report, perhaps re-reading it after an initial review. I did, and discovered things I missed on the first pass. A lot to digest (in a very good way).

Fire up a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and maybe even a spicy taco (Hi K!), and enjoy this great report from The Traveler!  Take it away, sir...

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2x2 Lifestyle Club, Gran Canaria, Canary Islands

Doc, my travel for the summer of 2016 was coming to a close but I had one last stop planned and it turned out to better than I could imagine. I was in the Canary Islands during the month of September. They’re located in the Atlantic Ocean several hundred kilometers from the coast of Morocco but they are a Spanish territory so it feels a lot like you’re vacationing in Spain. 

Canary Islands

I was in a resort area called Maspalomas, on Gran Canaria, the largest of the Canary Islands. The beaches stretched for miles and were as wide as a city block. Massive sand dunes separating them from the bungalows and hotels in the area.

This location is a favorite destination for the lifestyle community in Europe. A section of the beach is dedicated to the naturalist (nude) sunbathers and the sand dunes are a favorite place for sexual activates of all kinds. You can spend your days watching the nude sunbathers and participating in the sexual activities in the sand dunes, but for me it was the night time activities that made this place special. This is a review of a lifestyle club called 2x2, which is located in the Sandia Plaza in Playa del Ingles.

Flash Report! Romantix (San Fernando Rd.) in LA by Hugh Johnston

Doc here, a man who some say was the little seen sixth member of the Bay City Rollers, with a quick Flash Report from Journal contributor Hugh Johnston.

Hugh hit Romantix in Los Angeles, and got a pulse from what is normally a barren adult theater landscape.  Are times a-changing in LA?  Let's find out...

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Doc,

Not much to report, but went to Romantix on San Fernando Rd. in LA last week (week of 1/1/9/17) and did encounter a couple there. I was there from around 10:30pm to after 12 midnight, and at about 11:30 they came in. 

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: New Search Feature for The Journal!

Doc here, a man who some say was member of the underwater recovery team searching for the luxury liner "Grande Palle", that dropped into the ocean sometime in the 1930's, shriveling under the weight of all that cold water. 

After 5 different iterations of buggy search tools I have loaded onto The Journal in it's almost 8 year existence, I finally have one that works! There are 2,698 reports on The Journal, and now you can sort it's results. And it's located on the right hand sidebar!

For example, type in "Cinema 1", hit "Search",and presto chango, you have reports from Chattanooga's adult theater of choice. You can then sort by date, or return back to the original homepage. You can also search by reporter name, or any keyword.

That's it kids. Just another way your old friend in the white suit and aviators is "Making Adult Theaters Great Again". 

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Twistingly Returns to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for a Matinee (w/4 PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say feels most comfortable while wearing a fez, with a dynamite Couple's Flash Report from my good friend Twistingly. 

In this report, Twistingly visited 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on a recent afternoon, accompanied by Journal contributor Raygun. 

One of the things I love about Twistingly's reports is her ability to take you (the good reader of The Journal) and have you experience her visit.  This is no black and white play-by-play kids. This is an experience that she is giving us access to. 

Sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and do a deep dive on this report (and new pics of Twistingly).

Here we go...

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Doc,

We arrived at 15th Ave. and parked in back. Although we had talked about it, I was still a little nervous about going inside. I was hoping not to be noticed, but knew there was little chance of that. Raygun knew it too and suggested we sit and wait for another couple to arrive before going in. That would give us someone to watch and take some of the attention away from us. Fortunately, another couple arrived almost immediately. We waited a few minutes and then followed them inside.

Twistingly
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We stepped up to the counter ready to pay only to find that couples were free all week. Bonus! I tried to bee-line it into the safe, dark theater, but RG, who was holding my hand, tugged me in the opposite direction. He wanted to look around first to see who was there and where the other couple had gone. We headed away from the theater towards the back, past the video booths and the vending machines, and into the spa.

We found them at the back of the spa on the stepped seating by the TV. They were chatting with 4-6 guys who had gathered around them. They were a reasonably attractive couple, in a Midwest way. Both wore jeans, sneakers, and sweatshirts. Everyone seemed surprised to see another couple. I don't recall specifically what anyone said, but there was a comment about me being a "real girl." "Oh, she's real," RG said.

It didn't seem like they'd be quick to action, so RG asked if I wanted to go to the theater. He positioned us dead center in the "couples only" seating area. I started to relax as we chatted quietly. He said he'd never been there as a couple and seemed excited by the idea of this new experience.

The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day: 7 Great Pics of Ms. PIPY!

Doc here, a man who some say once marched in parade celebrating the history of mayonnaise. 

While driving on the highways and byways of Chicagoland today, The Good Doctor realized that it has been forever since I published "The Good Doctor's Pic/Pics of the Day".  A little eye candy before retiring for the evening does both the soul and the groin good. 

Tonight we welcome back one of my personal favorites, Ms. PIPY.  This little firecracker has been contributing to The Journal for years now, and her images always make me stand up and take notice. And by "stand up and take notice", I mean "pitch a tent". 

Please enjoy the return of The Good Doctor's Pics of the Day, featuring the sexy Ms. PIPY (click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)!

Field Report! Hugh Mungus Reviews & Breaks Down Mon Chalet in Aurora, CO

Doc here, a man who some say once wrestled a tray of stuffed manicotti away from a komodo dragon sometime in early 1990, with a very cool Field Report from first time contributor Hugh Mungus. 

Mr. Mungus (Hugh to his friends and sex partners) has submitted a GREAT Field Report breaking down Aurora, Colorado's Mon Chalet, a legendary location in this thing of ours.  And by the sound of things, Hugh (Mr. Mungus to his H&R Block representative) has enjoyed all that Mon Chalet can offer. 

Without further ado, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the song stylings of Hugh Mungus.

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MON CHALET: The Report

Dearest Doctor:

For years, your peerless posts have provided me prurient petrol with which to power my profligate penis across the 50 states in search of sex. As such, I felt it was time to return the favor. What follows is a road report — modestly submitted — as I depart Denver, Colorado:

It was the worst 26 seconds of her life…

For me, only the day I'd been born was more monumental!

Removing my turgid timber from the porn princess, I cogitated, "I can't get laid to save my soul in a singles bar…and I bartend!"

Yet, here I was ― more bare than Vin Diesel's head ― hopping from XXX actress, to horny housewife, to PTA mom, with the door to Room 8 flung wide. Outside — a mere 10 feet away — a gaggle of gorgeous gals watched. Centennial State Sun caressed my balls through the open ingress, while I humped this torrid trio — less rhythm in my motions than a dancing, obese, one-legged, white CPA seizing violently. (ed. note:  !)

"Is this really happening?!" I ruminated.

UPDATED 1/14/17 at 2:30pm w/PIC! TONIGHT! Snow Bunnies Gone Wild at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Saturday 1/14/17 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Updated 1/14/17 at 2:30pm: Doc here, and the big day has arrived! Snow Bunnies from throughout Chicagoland and the Midwest will be descending upon 15th Ave. Adult Theater TONIGHT for "Snow Bunnies Gone Wild" starting at 8pm, and hosted by The Good Doctor.  The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and will be leaving shortly for Chicago. 

Here are a few notes about tonight:

• The party is BYOB!  We have cups & ice available for you, as well as mixers. 
• RSVPs have been heavy for this event via SLS and Fetlife!
• Snow Bunny Swag Bags for the first 50 male/female couples starting at 8pm. Each bag has a $50 retail value inside, plus a pair of very nice bunny ears!
• Preferred parking for M/F couples and single females in our rear lot. Check in with security at the entrance. 
• The Sexy Outfit Contest starts around 10pm.  Ladies, track me down and I can sign you up on the spot. I only have room for 12 contestants, so don't delay signing up and getting your number.  Great prizes ($40 vibrators) for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. 
• While we recommend that ladies dress sexy in blue or white, it is not mandatory. 
• Two very good friends of The Good Doctor and The Journal will also be in attendance tonight: StuntSlut Simone and Slut Diane! Two great ladies!

The stage is set, the orchestra engaged. It's time to dance...

See you tonight!

Doc

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Updated 1/13/17 at 6pm: Doc here, with the latest update on tomorrow's HUGE party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater. 

The Party Room is decorated, looks great, and is ready to go. The BYOB Bar is stocked with mixers, ice, and waters for you. All you need to do is bring your own bottle, since all of The Good Doctor's hosted parties are BYOB. 

RSVPs are off the charts for this party, so make sure you get there early and enjoy the evening!  M/F couples and single females receive preferred parking in our rear lot. Just check in with the security guards at the entrance. 

The Good Doctor will be giving tours to first time M/F couples and single females starting at 7:45pm running to 9:15pm.  Just ask for Doc at the front counter. 

Last update Saturday afternoon.

See you then!

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated 1/12/17 at 2:30pm (with PIC!): Doc here, your humble sea bass, with a titillating update on this Saturday's Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party I am hosting at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

One of my closest friends in this thing of ours, the awesome StuntSlut Simone, will be attending the Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party on Saturday night. To the uninitiated, StuntSlut Simone is one of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours. She and her partner in crime, Mr. S, have visited a large number of adult theaters & clubs across the country over the years. Her appeal is instantaneous; her intentions sinful.

Here is an exxxclusive new pic of StuntSlut Simone to tickle your eyeballs (Click the thumbnail to ENLARGE):

Join The Good Doctor, StuntSlut Simone & Mr. S, and 65-90 sexy couples (& dozens of sexy singles) at Snow Bunnies Gone Wild this Saturday night at 8pm for a crazy night of socializing and fuzzy bunny ears. 

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated Wednesday 1/11/17 at 3pm:  Doc here with a quick update on Saturday's HUGE Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

The swag bags for Saturday's party are complete, and they are terrific!  PLUS, you'll get a deluxe pair of bunny ears if you are one of the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, staring at 8pm!  Don't miss out on these swag bags, as they carry a $50 retail value!

Here are the bags:

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here with more details on 15th Ave. Adult Theater's first HUGE party of 2017: Snow Bunnies Gone Wild!

Date: Saturday, January 14, 2017 · 8:00 PM – 1:00 AM
15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Avenue, Melrose Park, IL
Hosted by Doc!

Your Invitation: Tickets Available Only at the Door: Male/Female Couples: $30. Single Males:$50. Single Females & Trans-Gurls: $20.

Dress Code: Girls: Sexy in White or Blue.  Guys: Dress to Impress

THIS IS A BYOB EVENT!!!

15th Ave. Snow Bunnies Gone Wild Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F Couples starting at 8pm, and include a set of BUNNY EARS with your paid admission. Sorry, no passes accepted. A $50 retail value inside each Swag Bag! Get here early so you do not miss out on these bags of naughty & fuzzy delights.

PLUS! M/F Couples and Single Females receive preferred parking in our rear lot!

SEXY OUTFIT CONTEST with great prizes! MC'd by Doc!

Join us for our first HUGE party of 2017: Snow Bunnies Gone Wild on Saturday January 14, 2017 at 8pm!

Updated 1/14/17! The Girls of Snow Bunnies Gone Wild at 15th Ave. Adult Theater this Saturday Night (w/16 PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say has seen things. Attack ships on fire off the shoulder of Orion. I watched C-beams glitter in the dark near the Tannhauser gate. Yes, I have some really nice toys...

Saturday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, you will see some things too if you attend Snow Bunnies Gone Wild this Saturday night!  Sexy lifestyle couples, of which the ladies just might be wearing cute bunny ears. Sexy singles. A wild sexy outfit contest. A guy in a lab coat wearing aviators, and some extraordinary legendary ladies of this thing of ours. 

How about a few pics of two of these hot girls?  Done.

How about my good friend, StuntSlut Simone?  She'll be there!

Sneak Peek 3 - The Secret Room 2125 Video

Box Score and Recap! Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on 12/10/16

Doc here, a man who some say once scorpion kicked a veal meatball 27 yards, with a long overdue Box Score Report from last month's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Christmas Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

On Saturday December 10th, the weather outside was frightful. Snow, low temps, and high winds can wreak havoc on a giant lifestyle party. My predictions going into the evening were not high, as not only was Chicago's weather bad, it was awful throughout the Midwest. Out of town visitors could not make it in easily, and local guests would have issues getting to Chicago's western burbs. 

I should learn not to underestimate our party-goers!  We ended up with a very healthy crowd of holiday revelers, at least a dozen first-time couples, and a high level of intensity in the air!