Tonight! 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Huge Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots on Saturday May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

Doc here with your party update for Saturday night's HUGE Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago's western burbs. 

The Party Room is decorated for this hoe-down, swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples are done (see below), and The Good Doctor has just finished ironing his lab coat for the occasion.

We will have 15th Ave. swag bags for the first 50 M/F couples in the door, starting at 8pm! Each bag has a retail value of $50, so do not miss out on these bags of naughty delights for all your senses!

The Good Doctor is really looking forward to tonight's Sexy Cowgirl Outfit Contest, with 3 great prizes for 1-2-3 place! The contest kicks off about 10:15pm!

First time couples and single females...If you would like a tour of the facility, please ask for Doc and I will be happy to show you around and explain how we roll.  I will be conducting the tours between 8pm and 9:15pm. 

The Lizardo Lantern has been hoisted to the roof of 15th Ave. Adult Theater , and come 8pm, will be illuminating the skies in Melrose Park, IL! 

We welcome you to our first "Daisy Dukes & Cowboy Boots Party" tonight May 20th, 2017 at 8pm!

See everyone tonight!

Thanks,

Doc

Party Announcement! It'll be a Freaky Friday Party at the Berlin News Agency This Friday May 19th, 2017 from 7pm til Midnight!

Updated! TONIGHT! The Secret Room 2125 Party! School's Out on Friday May 12th, 2017 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago!

Updated Friday 5/12 at 11am: The big day is here, kids! No more pencils, no more books. 

I begging you, dear readers of The Journal: Do not miss this Secret Room 2125 Party!  

The Good Doctor just got confirmation that the legendary adult theater couple is on the road, and tonight's party as their destination!  If you read The Journal (especially on Sundays), you'll know exactly who she is!

The lovely Adaya will be behind the BYOB bar, and she is super excited for tonight!

Final Notes to make your Secret Room 2125 party experience all you want it to be:

• This is a cash only event, both at the check in desk and the BYOB bar. We would appreciate singles and fives if you have them!
• Doc's School's Out Sexy Outfit Contest - I'll be looking for only 10 contestants for the naughtiest schoolgirl or hottest teacher!  3 Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place!
• Please check in your booze at the BYOB Bar upon your arrival. 
• Please note: There is no parking at the Sports Complex across the street! It's posted as No Parking, and they mean it. Please park in our lot or on 15th Ave.itself. Sports Complex will tow you if you do not comply. 
• There are no cell phones, smart watches, or cameras allowed in the Party Room. We will be mentioning this when you check in, but this is a zero tolerance policy, and we mean it! You can check your phones outside, but not in the Party Room. 
• Guys: Be respectful of other couples and singles. Anyone not is going to have a conversation with security, and it won't be a good one.
• If you want to venture next door to 15th Ave.'s store and theater, normal admission rates apply for single guys.  The promo this week has free admission to couples, single females, and T-Girls. Keep your wristbands on.

This is going to be an amazing night... Our last Secret Room 2125 Party drew 54 couples, 11 T-Girls/single females, and dozens of guys.  Do not miss out on this fun!  Doctor's orders!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed... I will see everyone tonight!

Thanks,

Doc

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Doc here with all the details you needs to know about the next big Secret Room 2125 Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday May 12th, 2017!

Yesterday we finished up the School's Out Swag Bags and wrapped up decorating the Party Room for the big event! Here is the pic I posted on The Good Doctor's Twitter @LizardoJournal .

The Secret Room 2125
Swag Bags for School's Out

We are only 1 day away from one of our most popular themes of the year...

No more pencils, no more books...No more teacher's dirty looks. It's School's Out inside The Secret Room 2125!

Hot on the heels of the crazy Little Black Dress Party this past Friday night, The Good Doctor is teeing it up again in less than 2 weeks for his favorite party theme of all: Naughty Schoolgirls!  get your outfits ready, ladies!

Check out the brand new promo video for School's Out!, the next big Secret Room 2125 Party on Friday May 12th, 2017 at 8pm until 1am:

More on this big party in the days to come...

Questions? E-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com . 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski's "An Afternoon of Bliss, Part 3 - The Finale" at the Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here, a man who some say once 'rassled a grizzly bear at a local country fair, taking him out with a "Superfly Splash" and a quick 1-2-3. 

Good readers of The Journal, some, if not most of you have had an extraordinary day/night at your adult theater of choice. I've had more than I can count.  But this Henry Chinaski character... Holy cannoli, what a day he had at Bliss in Dallas, TX!

Do yourself a favor, and re-read Part 2 before starting Part 3.  Then, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and get ready for the happy ending grand finale!

Here we go...Take it away, Mr. Chinaski!

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Doc,

So I have stumbled onto one of those rare blessed days for a single man in the adult theater world. First there was the erotically charged group handjob with a nice finish on the body. Next up, a fun and spirited game of genital tag with a sexy facial finish on Face. Oh Bliss, what gifts you have bestowed on me today? 

The poetry-mobile sat outside waiting to return me to a suburban hum drum existence of mortgages and weekend yard work. So . . . one more round through the theater seemed a wise plan. (I honestly don't know what I was expecting to find. I mean its not like I am 23 any more and two Yahtzees in around 4 hours was likely all I could physically expect at this point. Maybe I just wanted to delay a return to the real world, maybe I have a problem, maybe I sensed something more amazing was yet to come). 

Bliss Theater
Dallas, TX

As my eyes adjusted to the theater I noticed something odd. Not the tiny girl on the screen in a school girl outfit getting reamed by two improbably large black cocks (that's normal here), but the lounge area was empty. Normally, on a Friday an hour before the single men are ushered out the theater is kind of packed with those hoping for a last minute roll in the hay. I heard voices coming from the theater area. Remember, the actual theater is simply a large L shaped heavy curtain that runs from ceiling to floor. Could it be? Might a couple have entered during my hour or so rendezvous with Face? Only one way to know. I turn the corner into the theater and . . . 

Oh my God! The gods of debauchery are shining down on Henry today... 

There seated on a couch with a man was none other than Milfy Nextdoor. It was some sort of kinky kismet. First at New Fine Arts and then here earlier today. Let me try to set the scene. I described her briefly in Part 2 of this saga. She is around 5'3" and probably weighs in at 120-125. Short blond hair, pretty inquisitive eyes and she reminds me of Markee Post from the old Must See NBC show Night Court. 

TV's Markee Post

She has nice natural C cups with long eraser nipples that get very hard (more on this in the following paragraphs), a nice curvy ass with no cellulite and no droop to it. I call her Milfy Nextdoor but if she is your next door neighbor, you live in one hell of a neighborhood. Her man he was average build, 5'8" 165, in his 50s and looked a little like Richard Dreyfuss near the end of Mr. Holland's Opus. He had a smile on his face befitting of a man who was as lucky as he was. 

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski's "An Afternoon of Bliss, Part 2" at the Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here, a man who some say has the ability to call certain farm animals by name, and they respond in kind. It's magic. 

New contributor Henry Chinaski is back with Part 2 of "An Afternoon of Bliss". When we last left our hero, he was just on the business end of a top-shelf handie, and was heading back to work...or was he?

Take it away, sir!

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So I exit into the beautiful Texas sun on a lovely Friday. I've just been expertly drained by the hand of the nicest body I have experienced in the theater game, and I still have time to finish those TPS reports that are cluttering my desk. As the poetry-mobile roars to life I decide I should head back to work right? But . . . I mean I am over here in thew epicenter of Dallas' dirty deeds depository. Its a good 35 minutes from my work and an hour from home. I mean it wouldn't hurt to go see what else was cooking would it. Determined to be as bad an employee as possible I head my vehicle to the other members in good standing of the theater community. 

Xposed Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

Within 5 minutes I am pulling into the parking lot of the Xposed Adult Theater and Megastore. I described the theater a little in part one. The parking lot was nearly empty (never a good sign) and filled with 5-6 African-american transvestites that have taken up an odd residency here. Again, nothing wrong with that and god bless you if that's what moves your needle, it's just not for me. The most passable of the group, in fact she may have actually been female smiled and waved me over. While I was optimistic for the day I was not for my chances here. I politely declined and left without entering the theater. I say this not to bash Xposed. I have had some good times there and hope to again. In fact its lay out is probably my favorite of all three, but one must be wise with one's theater budget so it was au revoir Xposed.

New Fine Arts ABS
Dallas, TX

Continuing my commitment to let my little friend have as much fun as possible, I took a detour to New Fine Arts Adult Bookstore. Now this is not a theater per se. Its a chain of adult bookstores in Dallas. There are 3 locations and they are very clean, very safe and very well kept up. These are the stores the buttoned up head of the PTA goes when she wants to spice up her marriage with some toys and clothes that show off her T & A. This location does have a series of viewing rooms though. Now I have never even heard tales of a single guy stumbling into any play here without a pre-arranged partner, but it was close and hope springs eternal and all that jazz. 

Three traffic lights and 5 minutes later I am entering the parking lot and lo and behold I see the unicorn of all unicorn. An attractive single woman leaving the store with a bag in her hand. Late 30s early 40s short blond hair, pretty face. A milfy girl next door with nice large breasts and well proportioned hips. She was dressed nicely in a colorful dress and low heels and was probably one of those PTA types referenced above. However, the dress was tight enough and low cut enough to make you think. I nodded and said hi as I walked past her on her way to her car. She smiled back and said hi. I hoped she would reverse course and follow me in but it was not to be. 

TONIGHT! It's "Kinko de Mayo" - The Next HUGE Party at The Oregon Theater in Portland on 5/5/17

Flash Report! Henry Chinaski: "An Afternoon of Bliss, Part 1" at the Bliss Adult Theater in Dallas, TX

Doc here, a man who some say played the role of "The Ham on Rye Kid" in the movie western "The Black Sparrow".

There are first-time reports here at The Journal, and then there are first-time reports. Freshman contributor Henry Chinaski has submitted Part 1 of a two-parter, and it's dynamite.  Dear reader, if you cannot see yourself in Henry's place as you travel into this piece, then something is wrong. 

This report takes place at Bliss, the newest of the John Carpenter Ave. adult theaters in Dallas, TX.  It is here we join our report...

Please welcome to The Journal, Henry Chinaski!

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Doc,

Longtime first time here. My name is Henry Chinaski, in tribute to my favorite drunken and dirty poet, Charles Bukowski. I wanted to tell you about a recent amazing experience I had at Dallas' newest venue for this thing of ours, Bliss Adult Arcade, Theater and Swingers Club (9109 John Carpenter Freeway, Dallas, Texas 75247 (214)-905-0500 dallasadultvideo.com). It would have made Bukowski very proud. 

Bliss Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

It was a beautiful warm Texas Spring day. The type we only have access to for about a six week period every year. The same period that is also liable to produce a freak winter storm, Saharah-esque temperatures or literal killer tornadoes. While there was plenty of work to be attended to, my attention, mind and libido were drawn to this thing of ours. The winds swirled and I could hear Doc Moonlight Graham (my second favorite doc) asking if there was enough magic out there in the sunlight to make my lascivious dreams come true. I concluded that there just might be so after lunch I excused myself from the rest of the work day and directed the poetry-mobile to the Dallas Theater District.

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS on 4/21-4/22, 2017

Doc here, a man who some say once paddle boarded across Lake Semprini on the Isle of Stugotz in a touch under 3 hours. 

Senior Journal scribe G.K. Arbee is back with some very good news on the state of things at the Gulf Coast Adult Theater in Biloxi, MS.  There was a time The Good Doctor would get a weekly report from one of the original contributors to The Journal, Bob in Biloxi, about this theater.  Towards the end of his run, he stated that what was once a very good scene there had turned hostile towards couples.   It now seems the gulf tide has turned for the good...

Here is my good friend G.K. Arbee and his report...

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Hello Good Dr. Lizardo,

It has been a long time since my last report. I have not been on the road as much as I like and I usually don't like to "play" a lot near where I live. However, the job had me back in Biloxi for couple days (April 21st and 22nd), so I spend a little time at Gulf Coast Adult Theater... better known as the adult theater on Iberville in Biloxi, MS.

My last few visits there were just terrible, as the place had been utterly taken over by the confused, and they pretty much would scare every couple out of the building that walked in... Just terrible behavior and not following any of the polite protocols that make "this thing we do" WAY MORE FUN!!!

Field Report! JG on Pure Pleasure Megacenter in Hawthorne, FL

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Breaking News: The End of the Line for CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN

Doc here, a man who some say was writing something else, and is now writing this.

Sad news from this thing of ours... It's the end of the line for CTs Adult Theater in Gary, IN.  Pete (the owner of CTs) posted the following on his Yahoo group earlier this evening:

ATTENTION ATTENTION ATTENTION from CT's Management

As April 1st , 2017

Due to city of GARY new ordinances for SEXUAL ORIENTED BUSINESS we had to change CT's to a regular ""GENTLEMAN's CLUB"" ( alcohol and dancers).

CT's thanks and appreciates ALL of YOU from the bottom of our hearts for your PATRONAGE for all the 17 years and for the GOOD TIMES we all had !!!!!!! CT's was a great place for ALL of YOU and for US!!!!!!!!

You are all welcome to visit us whenever you can, !!!! 

THANK YOU ALL CT's

This was a change that The Good Doctor knew was coming, just not when. So while reading something like this always hurts, The Good Doctor was not caught off guard.

CTs Adult Theater, circa 2011

CTs, prior to becoming an adult theater/ABS, was a strip joint called Club Topps. It converted to an adult theater 4 years before your old friend in the white suit moved to The Valley (near the small women's liberal arts college), and close enough to CTs to visit on a regular basis. Now, CTs converts back to a strip club with alcohol sales. 

In the coming days, I will write a retrospective of some of the highlights from my experiences at CTs and it's crazy adult theater scene. 

Just over a month ago (31 days to be precise), The Good Doctor escorted porn star Cathy to CTs for her (what is now) her final visit. And it was a crazy night of fun, several couples playing HARD, and a meeting of legends: Cathy met Slut Diane.  It was a great night, filled with hot action and a sexually charged atmosphere. It was a terrific swan song. 

The Good Doctor wishes the new CTs nothing but the best in it's new life as a strip club.  Stop by and say hello to Pete... I know I will.

CTs Adult Theater...We hardly knew ye. 

Thanks,

Doc