Tuesday, July 11, 2017

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day: Two for Tuesday Edition Featuring Slut Diane!

Doc here, a man who some say originated the Samoan superstition that all owls are ghosts, and that meatballs should only be eaten in pairs. 


It's time for a long overdue edition of The Good Doctor's Pic(s) of the Day. Today your old friend in the white suit and aviators is featuring my good friend Slut Diane, one of the true adult theater legends in this thing of ours.

Slut Diane never ceases to amaze me when I see her, as she consistently raises the bar on her insatiable quest for bigger and better chocolate.  It seems that she never gets her fill, as evidenced by the top image.

Please enjoy your Good Doctor's Pic of the Day with the incredible Slut Diane

Thanks, Doc


Couple's Flash Report! The Adventurous MD Couple Hits Pleasure Emporium in Hollywood, FL on Memorial Day Weekend 2017 with 5 New Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say performed in summer stock theater for three years, starring in a revival of the one-man play, "Call Me Provolone".  Critics called the performance "Hindenburg-esque" and "...a call for a career change".

Hands down, one of the most popular reporting teams on The Good Doctor's Journal of Adult Theaters are my good friends The Adventurous MD Couple.  As a couple that travels the country, and in their travels hit some of the brightest and biggest adult theaters in the US. Their visits are legendary, and always VERY hot!

In this brand new report from this past Memorial Day Weekend, The Adventurous MD Couple hit Pleasure Emporium in Hollywood, FL.  Also included in this report are brand new pics of Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple!

So kids, break open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and enjoy this report from The Adventurous MD Couple!

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Ms Adventurous MD Couple Celebrates Her Birthday at The Pleasure Emporium in Hollywood Florida

Hello Doc,

The Adventurous MD Couple made a birthday visit to the Pleasure Emporium in Hollywood Florida over Memorial Day weekend. We won’t exactly specify which birthday Ms AdvMDCpl was celebrating, but as the attached pictures can attest Ms AdvMDCpl is looking as hot as ever this year. (ed. note: Amen, brother!
Mrs. Adventurous MD Couple
(ed note:  As are the rest of the images in this report.)

For this theater visit, Ms AdvMDCpl decided that we would put on a show in the theater (if the crowd was right), and that might just be all for the evening. We arrived at Pleasure Emporium and found a very nice and fully outfitted adult novelty shop in a large and well lit space. Don’t let the last quarter mile of dark warehouse like buildings scare you away from going in! The two young ladies working the counter immediately asked if we needed help finding anything and promptly set us up to enter the theater. This is one of those theaters where couples still pay a high price ($24 per couple). (We are thinking that the theaters could start providing a discount when the couple goes into the theater and provides some highly erotic free entertainment for the patrons inside!!) Anyhow, we entered the theatre (with one little hiccup on our way in which we will come back to at the end of the report). 
The Pleasure Emporium had two theaters, one playing gay movies and the other playing straight movies. There were separate doors leading into both. We headed into the straight theater and found two nice leather seats in the second row to sit in. The theater had leather seats on both sides of the aisle – we guess about 20 people could sit in chairs and there was still plenty of space along the walls for folks to stand and watch. When we went into the theater there were about 8-10 guys inside and by the time we wrapped things up we’d say there were 20 watchers. Unfortunately, we did not see any other women or couples during the time we were there. Despite being in the straight theater, we sat in front of a row where a guy was noisily giving blow jobs, which Ms AdvMDCpl wishes would have been happening next door in the gay theater – not our thing but no problems with guys getting it on otherwise. 

Flash Report! Loving the Taste of Brown Sugar at Horse Cave in KY on 7/1/17

Doc here, a man who some say five years ago would have taken a flame thrower to this place, with the second report from regular contributor to The Journal, Loving the Taste of Brown Sugar.

Mr. LTTOBS visited the legendary ABS/Theater in Horse Cave, KY, and has filed this report to the news desk here at The Journal (in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college).   It's great to see the action picking up at Horse Cave, and this report is very encoraging!

Sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the song stylings of Loving the Taste of Brown Sugar...

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Hey Doc,

Well the action has been heating up at the adult/Abs theatre in Horse Cave, Ky. Lots of couples play on the weekends. This is a very, very good thing…

My last visit was on Saturday July 1/17. As I pulled into this tiny paradise of adult entertainment on Interstate 65 between Nashville and Louisville, fireworks lit up the sky. I guess the locals decided to celebrate the fourth a little early, it being the weekend and all. Anyway, I was soon to discover more fireworks inside the theatre!!!!

Doc, as you may know, the set up inside the store is pretty simple. Two theatres at the back, one straight, one gay, and hallway of booths, most with glory holes. $20 gets in you in to the theatres and the booths and you can stay as long as you want. It’s 24/7 at this little den of hedonism.
Horse Cave, KY
As soon as I walk in, I see this cute little blonde BBW, who seems to have become a regular at the place. She is friendly and loves to chat as much as she likes to fuck! Anyway, she is standing in the hallway, chatting, her dress pulled up and down, so as to expose her breasts and her shaved pussy.

As my eyes get adjusted, I survey the crowd in both theatres and the arcade hallway. All guys except for Blondie. But it’s early and as we know patience is a virtue in this thing of ours…

Sure enough, in not so long a time, Blondie and her companion, also a nice chatty guy, find a young Hispanic stud she has taken a shine to. In minutes, the show is on in the straight theatre, with Blondie expertly blowing the young stud to full mast. After a few minutes of oral manipulation, Hispanic stud slips a condom around his impressively thick cock, sits on the couch, and Blondie mounts him. Blondie’s companion then pulls out a mini flashlight and shines a little light on the action, so everyone can see his gal taking every inch with every down stroke. 

Mon Dieu! The Art Cinema in Hartford Welcomed 25 Couples for Monday Madness on 7/10/17!

Doc here, a man who some say was once described as a meatball ninja by the US Food & Drug Administration, with some very cool news from this thing of ours.

Dateline: Hartford, CT

The mighty Art Cinema in Hartford drew 25 couples on Monday July 10th, 2017, making it a new record for their "Monday Madness" couples-free promo day!  I also understand that the scene inside The Art today was impressive

Now that you are kicking yourself in the ass for missing a great day at The Art Cinema, make plans on joining Ernie (owner of the Art) for next week's Monday Madness.  Single gentlemen, if you are not taking advantage of this terrific couples traffic, you are missing out on something special every Monday.

The Good Doctor is looking for reports from Monday Madness for publication here on The Journal.  Send your reports to The Good Doctor directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .  I will edit and format them for you, and you get the glory and the byline!

Congrats again to the mighty Art Cinema for a record-setting night!

Thanks,
Doc

Monday, July 10, 2017

"Boogie Nights Sexy 70's Party" at the Oregon Theater in Portland on Friday July 14, 2017 from 8pm until 3am!

Doc here... Attention Portlandia-area enthusiasts!  This Friday night, embrace your inner Dirk Diggler or Rollergirl and boogie on down to The Oregon Theater for their Boogie Nights Party.  The fun runs from 8pm until 3am!

Join your host Joe, adult theater poet laureate Brent, and some of PDX's sexiest couples and singles for a great night of lifestyle fun!

Thanks,
Doc

Twistingly's Twisted Tales: Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party Room in Chicago - "My Secret Entrance"

Doc here, a man who some say should have used a Richter Scale to measure the vibrations rippling through the Party Room at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago for The Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party.

Luckily for us, one of my favorite contributors to The Journal, the amazing Twistingly, has put pen to paper and has submitted the following report to The Good Doctor about this great night at 15th Ave!

Take it away, Twistingly!

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Secret Room 2125: Stars & Strips Party - My Secret Entrance

Finally! The next Secret Room 2125 party was scheduled for a night I could attend, and I was ready to check it out. I was feeling a tad nervous since it was going to be my first unchaperoned visit to 15th Ave, but when I learned that my friends Simply M and her Daddy would be there, I made up my mind to go. As it turned out, the only thing I needed to be nervous about was remembering which entrance use.

Having arranged to meet my friends beforehand, we arrived shortly after 8 with hopes of snagging a choice table and a swag bag. We entered through the party room door (yes, I had to be reminded) where we were greeted by the congenial Doc himself passing out party favors (thank you!).

Loot in hand, we claimed a table close to the stage, front and center for all the fun. Partygoers in varying degrees of dress, or undress, soon took to the stage and danced. The sexiest outfit contest followed and Ginger Squirts made an appearance. There were a couple ladies who seemed to know their way around a pole (wink), but they ALL put on a fabulous show for a very appreciative audience.

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: The End Has Come for CT's Adult Theater in Gary, IN

Doc here, a man who some say orders extra grated cheese at an Italian restaurant to such a degree that he will often exhaust the server, thus a replacement grater must be summoned to finish the job. 

As The Good Doctor sits here on a Sunday evening, I debated whether to report what has been all over the Chicago/Indiana news for over a week now. Even I have noted this event in the Adult Theater Database last week, I think I should add some context.

As many of you may know, CTs Adult Theater/Gentlemen's Club in Gary, Indiana, had a visit from Johnny Law, as well as county Excise officials Saturday July 1, 2017.  

The news reports from this unfortunate series of events can be found here:
http://www.nwitimes.com/news/local/crime-and-courts/police-raid-gary-club-arrest-dancer/article_f7b15e8b-3b21-51aa-bfac-7295b9ac1e45.html

http://www.nbcchicago.com/news/local/indiana-woman-arrested-during-prostitution-investigation-432179843.html



Saturday, July 8, 2017

Visit Announcement! Tonight! Jade Hits Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ Saturday 7/8/17 at 6pm!

Doc here, a man who some say is fluent in 9 languages, but only using the question "Where is the alpaca farm?"

Attention Philly/NJ -area adult theater enthusiasts!  Saturday evening at 6pm,  my good friend Jade will be stopping by the always awesome Berlin News Agency in Berlin, NJ to help celebrate her upcoming birthday.  And by saying "celebrate her upcoming birthday", I mean she will be on the lookout for bunch of able-bodied men ripe for some R&R.

The very busty Jade has the following rules of the road for Saturday night (please read them, gents!):

  • Be clean.
  • Be polite.
  • Be freshly showered.
  • Be sober.
  • Do not be pushy - She'll be there all night.
  • Do not use or smell of poppers, RUSH, etc. near her (This is a big one, gents!).
  • No Anal.
  • Safe sex only.
Gents, these rules are common sense.  Please follow them, and a great night will follow. Failure to follow them will result in a short night and a disappointed Jade, and we do not want that!

Thursday, July 6, 2017

A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Amelia Earhart Mystery Deepens

Doc here, a man who some say would be shot on site if he ever enters Bolivia again, with hopefully a clarification of a recent news item that you may have seen.

Even though The Good Doctor is a world traveler, he has never been to the Marshall Islands, let alone on a dock overlooking the Jaluit Atoll.  And he had no knowledge of the Amelia Earhart disappearance in 1937.
I hope this clears the air. 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Dry Clean Only Hits Odyssey II in Battle Creek, MI in April 2017!

Doc here, a man who some say lives, breathes, and eats The Merengue, with a informative Flash Report on one of the more mysterious adult theater/ABS combos I have come across in this thing of ours, Odyssey II in Battle Creek, MI. Luckily for us, senior Journal scribe Dry Clean Only has taken one for the team, dropped a few shekels, and has reported by To The Good Doctor.

What say you, Dry Clean Only?

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Doc,

I've learned that it's a team effort in this thing of ours.  Without the couples, we wouldn't be here.  Without the infrequent appearances of the single ladies, our imaginations would be dimmed.  Without the theaters (and their owners who seem to be fighting a gentrified city hall more often than not these days), there would be no common meeting ground for friends and strangers alike to soak in the scene.  Without a captain, the team falls apart.  Thank the Gods for our teammates, in this thing of ours, and especially our valiant Captain, Dr. Lizardo!

In the spirit of teamwork, I put a few hours of unexpected free time (and $100 for the rental car) to use in an unexpected city (thank you, Delta) recently to do some fact checking on an establishment our Captain hasn't received a solid report on recently.  Unfortunately, timing wasn't great:  It was an unusually warm and sunny April day in Northern Michigan (85deg!), and my hour of arrival was late afternoon --- neither of which lend themselves too well to small town theater hijinks. 

But, I knew a reliable report was needed in our database for teammates considering a swing through Battle Creek, MI, so I took one for the team. 

I found Odyssey II at 567 East Michigan Ave in Battle Creek, MI to be in a well-kept, off-the-beaten trail backside of an industrial manufacturing campus.  The front of the building housed a "Spa", the back housed "Odyssey", and next door was a VFW Post.  Both buildings had about half a dozen cars each out front.