Flash Report! Old Salt Hits Mon Chalet in Denver, CO - March 2018

Doc here, a man who some say misses the sea the same way a stripper misses her pole. 

The S.S. Bel Culo has pulled into port this cool Saturday afternoon, and bounding down it's gangway is first-time reporter Old Salt, captain's log in his hand.  Buried in it's pages is an accounting of his first time in a lifestyle anything, and as long time Chicago White Sox broadcaster would say, "You can put him on the board...YES!". 

With his first report (of his first time), please welcome to The Journal, Old Salt!

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Doc,

It was an interesting experience losing my lifestyle virginity. On the advice of fearless leader Doc (ed. note: Thank you for the shout out!), I tried the Mon Chalet during a recent trip to Denver earlier this month. 

Luckily, I read the lifestyle primer and many, many flash reports and advice columns before my visit, so I wasn’t as nervous as I could have been. I’ve never been shy about nudity so that was never the concern, but the idea of a room full of people doing their thing was still a little daunting. Long story short…a good time was had by all. 

First a little description of Mon Chalet. #1 is pay attention to get there. The driveway is before the sign and it’s on a very busy one-way street. Be prepared to turn right immediately after the 7-11! 

Mon Chalet
Denver, CO (Address in the Adult Theater Database)

After arriving at Mon Chalet, I went with a matinee room on a Wednesday even though I could have just done a pool pass. I wanted a room to relax and gather my courage before hitting the pool area and a place to leave my stuff just in case. The hotel in general is very well kept and the staff was extremely nice. I told them it was my first time and they carefully explained the layout and how everything worked. I was very grateful. 

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! A Bonus Pic of The San Diego Smokeshow!

Doc here, a man who some say neither owns a pair a gray sweatpants, nor goes commando inside a pair of gray sweatpants. Homey doesn't roll that way, yo. 

Once again, it's one of The Journal's most popular features, The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day!  Here, your old friend in the white suit and aviators will publish a brand new pic from one of my contributors, or an outstanding pic from The Journal's archive of real submitted pics.

Today, I bring you a brand new image from the west coast legend that is The San Diego Smokeshow!  Last week, I brought you a real tease of an image of TSDSS, feature a perky breast in a sheer top. 

Flash Report! Johnny Paradise Returns with Tales from The Naked City - Toledo, OH

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Flash Report! The Weary Traveler + The Two J's Hit PastTimeVideo in Steubenville, OH in January, 2018 w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say only feels at home while wearing a snorkel & fins.

The Good Doctor is continuing his Spring clean-up of reports, and this one is a doozy! Regular contributor to The Journal, The Weary Traveler, is back with a tale of two nights with two girls at PastTime Video in Steubenville, OH from this past January. 

And...How about some smoking hot images of the girls doing their thing?  I've got you. (remember to click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the pics)

Take it away, Weary Traveler!

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Doc, 

Weary Traveler here. It's been a long time since we've spoken, and I feel I should fill you in on my 2 latest adventures into this thing of ours. 

I've been lucky enough to not have to travel much this winter, which has given me plenty of time to explore new places in my area with some old friends. One of those places is PastTime Video in Steubenville, OH. It's a fairly happening place with a lot of couple activity. Clean booths and 2 theaters. Normally I go in myself but as any truly responsible member of this thing of ours, I feel that every once in a while I should do my part to contribute to the other single guys, just as they contribute to me when they bring their ladies in. 

I'll start with a visit that took place a few weeks ago when I brought Jessica to PastTime. Jessica is an absolute minx, and eager to please just about anyone. She's also a major squirter, which turned a lot of the guys on. She took on all cummers, and left wanting more. Once she gets going, she's impossible to stop.

Which brings me to our most recent visit. Jessica called me and said not only was she on fire to return, but she has a friend, Jasmine, that was willing to dip her toes into the waters and see how it all went. We'll, it went very well for each and every guy in attendance. The 2 J's took on all cummers, creating havoc and squirting all over the place. Oh, and of course they had a little fun with each other too. 

Flash Report! The Falcon Continues His Trip to BNA in Berlin, NJ in November, 2017!

Doc here, a man who some say was once seen skydiving over a rocky patch of land near Altoona, with the second report of 2 from long-time Journal scribe The Falcon.

In this report, The Falcon ventured north to the awesome Berlin News Agency in NJ, after a night in gastonia, NC at CVE. It would be a multiple day visit.

What say you, The Falcon?

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Dr.,

I continued my tour and made it to the BNA in New Jersey, Sunday about 1800 hours in November of 2017. There were a few cars in the lot but did not look too good, but I had made the trip so I went into the theater. 

On Sunday, they allow free movement from the theater to the booths all for one price. Soon after I arrived a lady came in and went into the booths. She was young and had a great body. She was in one of the booths that had glory holes and started entertaining the guys as well as herself. She was there for several hours accepting loads from anyone that would come by.  

Flash Report Spring Cleaning! The Falcon Hits CVE in Gastonia, NC in Late 2017

Doc here, a man who some say looks his best wearing a fishing vest, even though he does not fish.

It's Spring cleaning time here at The Journal, located in The Valley near the small women's liberal arts college.  And with that, I am doing a deep dive into report that I may have set aside for editing, and frankly, never finished. Through no fault of their own, I was distracted by a shiny object or a topless lady and it didn't get published.

This is the case with this cool report from long-time Journal contributor The Falcon.  The Falcon jumped in his F-16 and soared up to CVE in Gastonia, NC in November of 2017, and filed this report on his findings. 

Here we go!

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Dr., 

I started my annual trip from the warm southern city of Atlanta to the frozen north of Pa on November 4th and made it all the way to the Carolina Video Exchange in NC. I arrived about 1600 hours and the parking lot was full. Now this being Saturday and a full moon, and the parking lot full I was feeling this was definitely a winning combination. I went in and paid my fee and the clerk behind the desk said there were no couples in the theaters. I guess all the couples were in the couples only rooms.

Flash Report! LALover Hits 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago in April, 2017 for a Trio of Nights

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The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! A Brand New Image of The San Diego Smokeshow!

Doc here, a man who some say drove for hours, down from the Central Andes in Bolivia. He paused to take a drink from a local watering hole, when he noticed several of the women from a nearby village were bathing. He wandered over, politely introduced himself, and made love to most of them. This visit gained him a reputation throughout South America, often referred to as the buen doctor.

Welcome back to The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.  This feature highlights either brand new images submitted to The Good Doctor, or some of my favorite images from The Journal's archive of original submitted pics.

Today is a brand new image of one of 2017's breakout stars at The Journal: The San Diego Smokeshow!

The San Diego Smokeshow was the subject of a report from The Jolar Cinema in San Diego, and the reporter claimed that she was, hands down, the hottest woman he had ever seen either inside or outside an adult theater.  She and her beau put on a hot show for the gents at The Jolar, and a legend was born, and you can read about it HERE.

Couple's Flash Report! Lance Romance & Sweet Polly Hit Fantasyland in Tampa in January, 2018!

Doc here, a man who some say was once known as "The Grande Martello". A performer who was able to throw knives and drive nails with his nether regions. His act was short-lived after multiple complaints and a court appearance.

The Good Doctor loves himself new reporters, and especially new couples reporters. And today we have just this...

Lance Romance & Sweet Polly have submitted a terrific Couples Flash Report about their trip to Fantasyland 1 in Tampa, and I am proud to present it to you, the good readers of The Journal. 

Here we go!

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Greetings Dr Lizardo,

My name is Lance and the love of my life’s name is Polly (Sweet Polly), and we are first time writers. We’ve been to the Art Cinema in Hartford, CT. before and I periodically check your blog. We had a trip coming up in Florida so I looked on your site for a place we could visit while on vacation. We also read your “adult theater primer” to kinda get an idea of what to expect (and we’re glad we did!)  We decided on Fantasyland in Tampa and were very pleased with our experience. 

Fantasyland 1
Tampa, FL

There were 9 cars in the parking lot when we arrived just a little after lunchtime. Upon entering the front door, we found ourselves in a store with toys, videos and clothes on display. We saw a door with a sign saying theater entrance, a door that led to a video arcade and a room (door was open) that had pool tables and TVs and couches and chairs in it. One of the clerks came from behind the counter (manager?) and said we looked like it was our first time there, and asked if we had any questions or could he help us with anything?

I told him we saw the signs on the doors and was there anything else we needed to know. He then explained the rooms and told us it was $15 to enter for a couple and that if, during our visit, we had any problems, or questions or issues with any of the other patrons, to let him know and he’d take care of it. We decided to look around a bit more (build courage:-)), saw a couple come out of the theater area, and decided to hit the arcade first. 

TONIGHT in Chicago! The 5th Annual St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater! Hosted by Doc!

Updated Saturday 3/17 at 9:30am: Doc here!   Get Lucky, our 5th annual St. Patty's Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago is TONIGHT, 3/17/18, starting at 8pm and running until 1am!

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and Simonized, and ready to trek into Chicago for tonight's BIG event! The lovely Twistingly will be assisting me as always! 

Some great couples have RSVP'd , and it's going to be a night where lady luck just may be in the air.

Amber Foxxx

I also got word today that my good friends, amateur porn stars Amber Foxxx and her hubby Big Dick, will be coming in from way out of town for the evening with us! It's been too long since we have seen them!  Welcome back guys!

A few reminders about tonight's big event:

• It's BYOB (Please drink responsibly)
• Couple's Preferred Parking in the rear lot until spaces fill up.
• Sexy Dance Contest at 10:30pm!  Sign up early with The Good Doctor! Great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd Places!
• Expanded Couples Section in the theater (entire left side).
• One price includes the entire facility.

See you tonight!

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated 3/14! Swag Bags will be given out to the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!  Here is a sneak peek at them! 

St. Patty's Party Swag Bags!

The Sexy Dance Contest (MC'd by The Good Doctor) will start at 10:30pm, so sign up early with Twistingly or myself so you grab a spot. GREAT prizes for tonight (1,2,3 place)!

Couples preferred parking in the rear lot (until it fills up). Get here early is my recommendation!

See you Saturday night Lizardos and Lizardettes!  Look for the guy in the lab coat!

Thanks,
Doc