Field Report! 2 Indiana Updates for the Adult Theater Database by Little John!

Doc here, a man who some say was instrumental is making dried sausage the official sausage of Rhode Island. 

First time contributor and long time listener Little John has filed a report on two Indiana ABS/theaters, doing a great job updating their info for The Good Doctor's Adult Theater Database. 

Take it away, Little John!

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Hi Dr. Emilio,

I have enjoyed your site and work for years. Thanks for all of the information you have provided.

I have some additional information for the database. On line 81, the Adult Emporium is also known as the Fulton Avenue Adult Book Store. The hours are Sunday noon to 10 PM, Monday through Thursday 10 AM to midnight, and Friday and Saturday 10 AM to 2 AM. (ed. note: Database has been updated.)

Last Minute Gift Idea! The Journal of Adult Theaters Monopoly! The New Trickiest Game in Town!

(Copyright 2016 - The Journal of Adult Theaters)

Doc here, a man who some say appeared as "Drippy the Elf" in the ABC After School Special "Why is that Elf Staring at My Wife?" from 1988. 

It's crunch time for Christmas shopping, and your old friend in the white suit and aviators is here with a last-minute gift idea: "Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters Monopoly"!  Why be bored to tears with the same old Monopoly?  Why not navigate yourself around the game board visiting current notable adult theaters in the trickiest game in town?

First off, no run of the mill game pieces to move around from theater to theater.  No more cannons, irons, shoes, etc. Your new tokens include: a dildo, a wall with a hole in it, a trench coat, a box of wet wipes, a strip of condoms, and a Tide Stick (for getting out stains). 

Now you are ready to navigate the food chain of adult theaters. Want to buy Circle Cinema in Wichita, KS?  Just 20 bucks. Want to buy The Art Cinema in Hartford?  That'll cost ya, Sparky. 

What if I land on something other than an adult theater?

• Land on "Pull a Train"?  Collect $200 bucks and get in line.  
• Land on "Video Booth"?  Fork over $10 in tokens and keep feeding the machine until your next turn. 
• Land on "Chance Visit"? That theater has no announcement system - Visit at your own risk. 
• Land on "Chest Card"? Everyone loves chests, and you may get a peak at one inside an adult theater.

This edition covers currently open adult theaters.  Our next edition of "Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters Monopoly" covers legendary adult theaters that are now gone, but not forgotten. This includes The Paris & Jefferson Theatres in Portland, The Monroe in Rochester, The Buford Twin Highway Cinemas in Atlanta, The Palm in Sacramento, The Pilgrim in Boston, The Capri Art in Buffalo, and many more.

Don't be late to the gang bang party! Pick up "Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal of Adult Theaters Monopoly" at your local retailer. And tell them Doc sent you...

Thanks,

Doc

PS.  Want a high res PDF of the Monopoly board?  Just e-mail me direct at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com and I will shoot one over to you.  Thanks!

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits Kino Labyrinth in Vienna, Austria in August 2016 w/PICS

Doc here, a man who some say embraces the wiener-schnitzel life, with another GREAT International Flash Report from regular Journal scribe The Traveler.

The Traveler has filed his second Vienna, Austria report, this time featuring a cool as fuck on-premises club called Kino Layrinth.  And good God, this place looks awesome!  I have inserted several pics from Kino Labrinth's website for reference in this report. 

Once again, soak in this report's details...A Fresca (Hi Gemini!) and some spicy tacos (Hi K!) are suggested for this reading. 

Take it away, The Traveler!

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Hi Doctor,

Today's report is on Kino Labyrinth in Vienna, Austria.

It was a beautiful Tuesday evening in Vienna and I was looking forward to a new adventure. I had tried a few of the lifestyle clubs and found that during the week they were not very busy, so I decided to try a kino (porn theater) and the one I choose was not your usual porno kino. 

Kino Labrinth
Vienna, Austria

Before I arrived in Vienna and I had done some internet research on this club and was intrigued with its unusual style and appearance. It didn’t seem to fit neatly into any of the usual categories of porn theater, lifestyle club or sauna club so I had to check it out.
I was on a train headed for Favoritenstraße 164 and after a short trip I arrived at my station. From there I had a short walk thru a typical Vienna neighborhood of small shops and older apartment buildings to get to my destination. Kino Labyrinth was brightly lit and not difficult to find. Once you reach the building you walk down a flight of stairs and enter a very small porn shop with very few items on display. Behind the counter was a friendly woman who gladly took my 14 euros and buzzed open a door that lead me into the club.

I entered into a small bar and lounge area where several men were sitting and enjoying beverages. The woman who greeted me was at the bar and offer to serve me the complimentary beverage that comes with your ticket purchase. I declined wanting to check out the club before I settled into the lounge.

The club was designed to give you the feeling you are in a dimly lit underground cave on a path that twists and winds through a maze of play areas. I left the lounge and started down the winding path and almost immediately I came to a group of about six men standing around what looked to be the shell of a car. 

Kino Labyrinth

On the inside of the car on a large mattress was a naked couple in their early 50’s. At each window was one or two men with their hard cocks pushed as far into the car as possible. The thin shapely brunette inside the car was moving from cock to cock sucking each for a few minutes and then moving on. She also kept her hands busy stroking cocks that were within her reach. 

Couple's Flash Report! StuntSlut Simone and Mr. S Celebrate Their Anniversary at Adult World in Las Vegas in 12/2016

Doc here, a man who some say once arm wrestled Miss Venezuela to a hard fought draw in the mid-2000's, with a special Couple's Flash Report - Anniversary Edition from my good friends StuntSlut Simone, and her hubby Mr. S.

That StuntSlut Simone...She is a VERY bad girl. Some women on a big wedding anniversary day like to go out for a fancy dinner at a 5-Star restaurant.  StuntSlut Simone wanted anonymous sex from 5 strangers at an adult theater. This is another reason why StuntSlut Simone is the coolest chick ever. But I digress...

StuntSlut Simone has just sent in a GREAT Flash Report on her anniversary exploits, along with a brand new exclusive pic of SSS at Adult World in Las Vegas that night.

Let's get to it, Sparky...Please welcome back my good friend StuntSlut Simone!

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Doc, 

I’m really sorry and sad I missed your last 15th Avenue party in Chicago due to illness; apparently, I was a little run down after 11(!) days in Vegas. (ed. note: No shit! I have a three day limit of my Vegas trips).

Now that I’m well again, I want to make it up to you by sharing a twisted Vegas story with you and the (other) pervs (ed. note: That's Dr. Perv to you, young lady) who enjoy my exploits :)

Last week, after Mr. S joined me in Vegas to celebrate a big-deal anniversary, we found ourselves downtown, which isn’t our usual M.O. It turned out to be a lot of fun, however, as soon as we found The Griffin, which is just the sort of dive bar we love, especially when we have nowhere to be.

Drinks flowed, and the friendly bartender pointed us to the next not-to-be-missed dive bar, where drinks flowed again.

We had no schedule or plan, but plenty of drinks, so at about 3am an Uber dropped us in an industrial no-man’s-land west of of I-15, outside Adult World (ed. note: Address is 3781 Meade Ave, Las Vegas), which Mr. S had apparently starred on Google Maps at some point in the previous weeks or years.

StuntSlut Simone Outside Adult World
Las Vegas, NV

Tits were immediately revealed, the above photo was taken, and then we wandered in, imagining we were doing a good job of pretending to be somewhat sober. Mr. S pulled his billfold out and declared “two for the theater,” but the friendly clerk told us couples were free.

International Flash Report! The Traveler Hits Refugi-O in Vienna, Austria - August 2016

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A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: A Day of Rest

Doc here, a man who some say is your sexy vampire boyfriend, with a quick note from my desk, buried deep in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. 

It's been a very busy last 9 days for your old friend in the white suit and aviators. Hosting HUGE adult theater holiday parties at both The Art Cinema in Hartford and 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago has left me a bit bushed (no, not that bush. Tired bushed).  I decided to take a day off from The Journal on Sunday, watch some football with Barky Lizardo, and replenish my Bloody Mary reserves. Good times, my friends. 

Monday is a new day, and begins a great new week in this thing of ours. How great? Well how about...

• Box Score from Saturday's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Party in Chicago at 15th Ave. The awful weather didn't deter these hardcore party-goers. And once again, Bad Santa wore no pants. 
• A brand new International Flash Report from regular contributor The Traveler. This times he visits Vienna (not the beef, the beautiful Austrian city), and finds a club that is pretty awesome. Great report coming soon!
• Brand new pics from my good friends B, D, and Red.  Red showed off a new corset to The Good Doctor, and it was very good.

Stay tuned, follow me on Twitter for latest report announcements, & most importantly, stay hydrated (with Bloody Mary's or your favorite fluid). 

Thanks,

Doc

UPDATED Saturday 12/10! TONIGHT!!! Saturday December 10th, 2016 at 8pm! Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Updated Saturday 12/10 at 11:30am: Doc here, and frankly, he has ants in his pants. The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to head north to 15th Ave. Adult Theater for tonight's HUGE party!

The big day is here, and it time to light the candle on the Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party!  

Here is what you need to know about tonight's HUGE event:

• It's BYOB.
• 1st 50 M/F Couples receive a cool Holiday Swag Bag ($50 retail value).
• M/F Couples & Single Females receive preferred parking in our rear lot (first come, first served). 
• A special holiday themed sexy outfit contest, MC'd by Doc Santa. 3 great prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place! And you (the audience) does the judging via your applause!
• There *may* be a special guest attending tonight. Mum is the word on her identity. 
• Special appearance by Bad Santa and his Secret Sack. 

The Party Room looks great. The Swag Bags are done. The BYOB bar is ready. Now it's up to you to make this our craziest party of 2016!

First time M/F Couples & Single Females: The Good Doctor will be giving tours of the facility between 7:45pm and 9:15pm this evening.  Just ask for "Doc" at the front desk.

I'm looking forward to seeing a lot of sexy Santa's Helpers starting at 8pm!  See you then!

Thanks,

Doc Bad Santa

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Updated Friday 12/9 at 11AM: You can hear the elves working hard in the Party Room, making the last minute adjustments to the great decorations for tomorrow night's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

The Good Doctor will be doing a walk through later today at 15th Ave., and laying out his wardrobe for the several outfit changes throughout the evening. This event is a big deal for your old friend in the white suit and aviators, and needs to come off note perfect. 

Returning this year to the party is Santa's Secret Sack. Inside Santa's Secret Sack will be all sorts of sweet delights, plus a few surprises.  Santa will be visiting all the tables and having the lovely ladies plunge their hands deep inside Santa's Secret Sack for their surprises. It's a holiday tradition unlike any other. 

The Sexy Outfit Contest returns, and starts at 10pm.  Hosted by Doc Bad Santa, this will be a blast as the girls show the audience their sexy outfits and moves on stage. The Top three scores (as determined by Doc's Bad Santa's applause meter) win a really nice vibrator, courtesy of 15th Ave!  

The RSVPs have been great for this event, so brave the cold and warm the cockles of your heart at Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party tomorrow at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater .

Have questions about the event?  E-mail me directly at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.

Thanks,
Doc

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Update Thursday 12/8 at 2PM: The buzz is getting LOUD for this Saturday's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater . 

Yesterday, Bob & Natalie completed the Bad Santa Swag Bags, and they came out great! Here is your sneak peak at them:

Remember kids, the first 50 M/F Couples get a swag bag, starting at 8pm. Each bag contains close to $50 retail of cool and sexy things for all your senses. Do not miss out on these fun bags!

Bad Santa's outfit is good to go for Saturday, and it's bad. Real bad. And I'm he is still looking for the pants.

Join us for a HUGE last event for 2016! It's Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Saturday night at 8pm! Remember, this party is BYOB!

Thanks,

Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say spreads Christmas cheer in the only way he knows how. Without pants. 

We are only 3 days away from the last HUGE party of 2016 at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago: Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo Holiday Party.  The Good Doctor cannot wait to get in the holiday spirit, spread some holiday cheer, and host his favorite party of the year in Chicago. 

Last year's Bad Santa Party at 15th Ave. was a crazy affair, complete with sexy little outfits on the girls, a NUTS sexy outfit contest, and Bad Santa sans pants. He was even seen walking around with Santa's Secret Sack, with several ladies picking out some sweet delights while other found something a little bigger and longer. 

As always, we will have holiday swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm. Each bag contains about $50 retail value in fun things for all your senses. Remember to get to 15th Ave. early so you do not miss out on them. 

Remember, this party is BYOB, so bring your favorite libations and we will keep them cold for you behind the BYOB bar. We will have cups, ice, and mixers at the ready for you. 

At 10pm, a special holiday version of our Sexy Outfit Contest begins. 10 Girls, 10 sexy outfits, 3 great vibrating prizes, and a guy in a really bad Santa outfit will MC. Ladies: if you want to participate in the contest, see me early in the evening to sign up and get your number. 

Later today, pics of the Bad Santa swag bags will go up on 15th Ave's Twitter, just to wet your panties appetite on what awaits you on Saturday. Make sure you are Following 15th Ave to get your sneak peek of the fun bags.

Next update later today...

Make plans to join us Saturday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL for Bad Santa 2: Electric Boogaloo!

Thanks,
Doc

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Flash Report! ORichard Drops Into the Oregon Theater on 12/2/16 & Drops Us Some Knowledge

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