Box Score! Mardi Gras at The Art Cinema Saturday April 16th!

Doc here with the Box Score for last night's great Mardi Gras at The Art Cinema event in Hartford.

It was a very playful crowd at the mighty Art Cinema, featuring a lot of first-timers which is always great to see!  Guests as far away as Pennsylvania, Vermont, and NJ attended, in addition to the folks a little closer to The Art.

A big hats off to the security team at The Art Cinema, who did a fantastic job. The additional security cams inside and outside The Art provided a safe and fun environment for all concerned.

Here is your Box Score for Mardi Gras at the Art:

Couples: 75
Singles: Dozens and Dozens

The next big event at The Art Cinema is Saturday June 25th:  Beach Blanket Bango.

Here is your first look at the poster for the event:

See you in June for Beach Blanket Bango at The Art Cinema!

Thanks,
Doc

UPDATED 4/16/16: TONIGHT! The Next Amazing Art Cinema Event in Hartford, CT! Mardi Gras at The Art on Saturday April 16th at 7pm!

UPDATED 4/16/16 at 12 Noon: The big day is here folks!  Mardi Gras at The Art Cinema is tonight at 7pm!  The weather is gorgeous in Hartford, and the stage is set for a big one tonight!

Swag bags are complete, and they are fantastic!  Remember, these bags of cool things for all your senses will include two very cool Mardi Gras Masks!  Here is the catch... You have to be one of the first 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 7pm (with your paid admission - No passes accepted). 

Here are the swag bags!

Mardi Gras at The Art Swag Bags

There are also some new surprises at The Art Cinema for tonight's event... The 2nd balcony stairwell will be open to ease access for COUPLES ONLY to the awesome VIP Couples Balcony.  Security will be posted at both balcony access stairwells to monitor authorized traffic up to the balcony.  At no point are single males allowed up into the Couples VIP Balcony.

This is going to be a big one folks, so do not miss it!  Mardi Gras at The Art Cinema, 255 Franklin Ave., Hartford. 

See you tonight!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here with an update on this Saturday's HUGE Mardi Gras at The Art Cinema event in Hartford.

More capital improvements are under way at The Art Cinema  as we speak. Just this week, the 2nd stairway leading up to the Art Cinema's VIP Couples Balcony is being prepared to open for the party Saturday night.  This will add additional secure access to what is arguably the wildest scene in adult theaters across the country. Don't take my word for it, couples... Check it out for yourself.

Remember, the first 50 M/F couples in the door starting at 7pm Saturday night get a Mardi Gras Swag Bag with your paid admission. The Good Doctor will be handing them out in the lobby during my meet and greet from 7 until 8pm.  We always run out quick, so get in early so you do not miss out on one of these babies!

Next update is Friday... In the meantime, get your rest, as you will need it for Mardi Gras at The Art Cinema , 255 Franklin Ave. in Hartford, CT. 

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report! A Wiki-Leaked Letter from JP's Slut Toy at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on Friday 4/8/16 with PICS

Doc here, a man who some say believes in the freedom of information and power of the people. He also believes that meatballs are one of the 7 natural wonders of the modern world. 

This report has been long overdue. The incredible JP's Slut Toy ( AKA to government agencies as @fitlilslut ) filed a confidential memo to her personal server located in a restroom on Chicago's west side, and a hacker group discovered this dossier from this past Friday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater.

Needless to say, it is a scandalous document filled with tawdry details, copious amounts of lady juice, harsh language, and an insanely hot blonde.

The investigative arm of The Journal, The I-Team, has the moral responsibility to publish this document and photos to empower the people...

...and also possibly get squirted on.

Here is this confidential memo from the awesome JP's Slut Toy...

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Dear [Redacted]

Thanks for reaching out. I wish you gals had planned girl’s night for Saturday night, I would have totally been in!! How was [Redacted] for dinner? Did you wear the slutty open cup bra under your top? Did any guys say anything? I know Master is talking to [redacted] about another meet up at the dungeon. Don’t be surprised if you think you are heading for the movies and wind up tied up and blindfolded at the dungeon while you listen to them force orgasms from me till I pass out.

A Grand Finale Flash Report! The Oral Reporter Sails Off into the Sunset with a Visit to Past Time Video in Steubenville, OH on 3/24 and 3/25/16!

Doc here, a man who some say hates saying farewell, with the swan song report from senior Journal scribe and my good friend, The Oral Reporter.

In his last lap around the adult theater racetrack, The Oral Reporter hit Past Time Video in Steubenville, Ohio for a two-night visit and has filed this, his final report.

In the annals of The Journal's rich collection of contributors, no one has contributed more reports than The Oral Reporter. His travel schedule rivals The Good Doctor's, and I was lucky enough to run into him on a few occasions at one of our dens of carnal delights. He is a great guy with an excellent approach towards couples and singles alike in this thing of ours.

If I gave out ambassadorships for The Journal, he would the first one in line to get one.

Without further ado, please welcome back for the last time, the silver tongued scribe known as The Oral Reporter.

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Hi Doc,

This is kind of a follow up report from the previous visit on the 17th of March. This report deals with the two nights of the 24th and 25th of March at Past Time Video in Steubenville, Ohio.

Thursday night as I have previously reported is Couples Free night. This Thursday it was a great night at Past Time Video, a total of 8 couples came in.

Past Time Video
Steubenville, OH

I arrived after the first 3 couples had arrived and had left. I was told by Jake when I walked in that the first two couples that had arrived there were no single guys in the theater to play with. This is two Thursdays that couples came in early and didn't have guys to play with. Guys watch the announcements being sent out by Past Time Video when a couple comes in, get out there and make yourself available to the couples.

I arrived about 5:30 PM and in very short order, couple #4 arrived at just after 6PM this couple was a very nice couple, they did not play in the theater right away, but went to the Booths with the glory holes.

I was the second one in the booth and was played with for awhile until they went back into the theater. The booth play warmed them up enough to get them started in the theater. This was a newbie couple and a new item the newbie couples are offered at Past Time Video is an illuminated wrist band that is Green in color. This tells the other people in the theater that they are new and should be given some space. 

Reminder! A Quick Note from The Good Doctor: Access to the Adult Theater Database

Doc here with a public service announcement for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Lately I am getting killed in requests for editing access to my Adult Theater Database. This morning alone I have received three.

The database is designed and published as a read-only document. This gives me 100% control of the validity of it's content, and frankly keeps rogue knuckleheads from fucking it up. It took years to compile, and I update it as soon as I get intel from the field.  

If you see information on the dB that needs updating, or there is a new location that deserves listing, e-mail me that info directly to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com .  

Be specific in your information:

• Exact name of the location.
• Address (including state)
• Hours
• Couples friendly?
• Is it a theater, ABS, combo, etc.?

So pretty please, with sugar on top. Please knock off the Google Sheets requests. Send me the intel directly.

Thanks,

Doc

Field Report! Brent in Portland Visits Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say knows what is in the box, with a great Field Report from Secrets in Des Moines, WA courtesy of the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent in Portland. 

Secrets (address in the adult theater database) is fast becoming a destination in the Pacific northwest, and the diligent work of C&M (the owners) is apparently paying off in spades.

Take it away Brent, and what say you about Secrets?

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SPURT OF THE MOMENT

I went to get petrol for my Scion xb yesterday, missed the exit for the Delta Park Arco Station, and found myself in Vancouver. I figured ,as long as I was in Washington, I'd drive up to Des Moines, exit 149b and check out @Secrets.

Secrets
Des Moines, WA

Upon arriving, around 8:30, I was greeted by the gracious C and M, the couple that owns and runs Secrets . The PNW Kid, a regular contributor to Dr. Emilio Lizardo's Journal Of Adult Theaters was also there and, after introducing himself, told me I had just missed a couple- She had played with a few of the boys including his truly. I was thinking this could have been the couple that advertised on the Topix Forum, Human Sexuality, Wives Having Sex In Adult Theaters.

There were at least 8 couples @ Secrets last night while I was there and lots of action. Some of the action would have made Mr. Wizard blush. Lets just say the Secrets staff is on the cutting edge of women's sexuality and robotics. The place is clean, well run and the guys, for the most part, respect a woman's boundaries. 

Visit Announcement! Femcar at 15th Ave. Adult Theater TONIGHT 4/5 at 8pm in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say is the last indigenous creature from Ceti Alpha V, with a very cool Visit Announcement for tonight, April 5th at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The legendary Femcar, along with her friend J will be taking in an evening performance at 15th Ave. this evening at 8pm.  They are looking for several like-minded guys and hopefully some like-minded females to join them this evening for some Tuesday fun.

Lizardo Nation... I need to to represent strongly for this invite.  Femcar is a force of nature and to be missed. 

And as always, if you attend tonight at 8pm, remember to tell them Doc sent you.

Thanks,
Doc

Final Results! The 2016 Journal of Adult Theaters NCAA Brackets Tourney

Doc here, a man who some say has climbed the ladder a few times after a hard fought game, and has cut the fishnets off a hot blonde... 

It took a last second buzzer-beating 3 pointer to determine the top team in the tourney.  And in the end, it was Villanova who is the top team in the land. 

Here are the final results in The Journal's NCAA Brackets Tourney:

Congrats to Everett Fairfax for winning the whole damn thing.  E-mail me directly and we will set up your delivery of the very rare Lizardo Journal premium coffee mug and a pic of the ol' Doc himself.

Congrats to all that played...And I am still shocked that I actually placed above The Wet Beavers.  That girl is a handicapping machine. 

Trust me...I'm a Doctor.

Thanks,
Doc

Box Score: 15th Ave. Adult Theater's Eyes Wide Shut Party on 4/2/16 in Chicago

Doc here, a man who some say once ate 51 tacos in 14 minutes, with the Box Score on this past Saturday's Eyes Wide Shut Couples and Single Females Only Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago this past Saturday night.

It was a great night for a ton of new couples and single females that attended.  The vibe was terrific, the sexy outfit contest was competitive and fun, and there was dancing galore.

Here is your Box Score for Eyes Wide Shut:

BOX SCORE: EYES WIDE SHUT PARTY
COUPLES: 73
SINGLE FEMALES: 2

Thanks to everyone that attended the party.  The next huge event at 15th Ave. is Saturday April 23rd @ 8pm: Our 3rd annual Mardi Gras Party. 

See you there!

Thanks,
Doc

TONIGHT! 4/2/16! The Next HUGE 15th Ave. Adult Theater Party! Eyes Wide Shut on Saturday April 2nd at 8pm in Chicago! Couples and Single Females Only Event! Hosted by Doc!

Doc here with a final update on tonight HUGE Eyes Wide Shut Couples and Single Females Only Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave. in Melrose Park, IL.

The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready to make the trip into The Windy City for tonight's event. As always, The Good Doctor will be your congenial host and MC for the sexy outfit contest at the party, and will have the Lovely Jen (in her amazing outfit for tonight) on his arm as his Physician's Assistant. 

A few reminders for the event:

• It's BYOB.  We have refrigerators and coolers to keeps your beverages cold.
• Swag Bags for the first 40 Male/Female Couples, starting at 8pm.
• The Sexy Outfit Contest begins at 10pm.  Great sex toy prizes for 1st, 2nd, and 3rd place. 
• M/F Couples and Single Females only inside the Party Room itself. However, the rest of the facility is open to everyone, including couples and single females.  Couples must be upgraded at the party admission price starting at 6pm. Single guys and T's must be upgraded to the Spa package price staring at 6pm if you wish to stay beyond 6pm. 

The Good Doctor will be giving tours to first time couples and single females starting at 7:45pm until 9pm. Just ask for Doc at the front counter when you arrive. 

It's going to be a great night with a great theme!  Enjoy the mystery of Eyes Wide Shut tonight at 8pm at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.  See you then!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here...the swag bags for tonight's Eyes Wide Shut m/f couples and single females party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago are done!  Mysterious things await the first 40 M/F couples in the door starting at 8pm in your swag bags!