House Call Report by Doc! Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago on 10/22/16

Doc here, a man who some say played the role of "Stevie 6 Panels" in the ABC Afterschool Special "My Dad, The Don", sometime in the late 1980's. 

October's Nightmare on 15th Ave. Halloween Party in Chicago was a night for the ages, kids. On top of the 102 Couples and dozens & dozens of sexy singles (girls, guys, and T's), the playful vibe of the night made it something special for your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

I am going to highlight some of the memorable images and scenes of the night for you, the good readers of The Journal. They were:

The Costumes! 
The party-goers took it up a big notch for this year's Halloween event! The hot costumes from the girls were amazing, and the guy's costumes were impressive. Some of note were:

• Master Chief and Cortana: Wow...Super authentic. I still don't know how Master Chief could see out from his visor. Cortana, a super sexy spinner in her skin tight blue costume, was incredible. More on this HOT couple later...
• Wednesday Adams: Holy crap, this sexy outfit was my personal dream come true. Everything was perfect, right down to her braids, her knee socks, and her attitude! 5 out of 5 Lizardo Stars!
• The Luscious Laura as Freddie Krueger! My good friend LL was HOT in her torn up stripped sweater and knife gloves. She was so naughty I had to pull her aside and tell her personally. 
• The Wolfman: This was no off-the-shelf number from Dollar Tree. "D" had a fur outfit, and clothes on outside the fur, and a scary mask. More on him later too!
• Officer Anita Bribe: "Anita" is a super hot blonde smokeshow of a peace officer, and she was rocking mirrored aviators, a set of handcuffs, and some incredibly tight and short hot pants. More on her later too!

TONIGHT! Saturday 11/12/16! 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago: "Gobblefest" BYOB Party Hosted by Doc!

Updated 11/12/16 at 11am:  The big day has arrived kids... The Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and I'm leaving shortly to head up to The Windy City. It's time to gobble down at Gobblefest!  

The Party Room is decorated, the swag bags are ready, prizes are set for the sexy outfit contest, and The Good Doctor has ants in his pants.  Only one question remains: Are YOU ready to Gobble?

One person I know is ready to gobble is my good friend StuntSlut Simone. Once again she has traveled in from way out of state to join us for another HUGE event. 

Here is her passport picture for reference:

(Not Really Her Passport Picture)

The Swag Bags for Gobblefest are also complete with all the fixins!  Here they are:

The first 50 male/female couples in the door starting at 8pm get a swag bag with their paid admission. Don't be late and miss out on one these bad boys. 

Also, the finishing touched are being put up inside the Party Room today, and it looks great! 

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here with an update on the upcoming Gobblefest party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago!

Join The Good Doctor and the great crew at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago (located at 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL) for "Gobblefest", an party in which we will give thanks for thighs, legs, and breasts on Saturday November 12th, 2016 at 8pm.

I just received word that one of the legendary ladies of this thing of ours, StuntSlut Simone, will be joining us for Gobblefest.  And good Lord, this girl can gobble!

The Good Doctor's Pic of the Day! Guess Which Hottie is Going to Gobblefest at 15th Ave. Adult Theater Saturday Night?

Doc here, a man who some say was the inspiration behind the TV series "Manimal", with a very special Good Doctor's Pic of the Day.

The Good Doctor's e-mail machine buzzed earlier today with this secretive message:

I dipped into the archives and grabbed a photo that has never been distributed anywhere, hoping you can somehow use it to lure horny males to the party :)

And who pray tell sent me this mysterious message?  The one and only StuntSlut Simone, who will be in attendance this Saturday evening for the Gobblefest Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL, and hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

So, here is your Good Doctor's Pic of the Day, featuring the very naughty StuntSlut Simone!

Enjoy!

Flash Report! Anaconda Plays a Triple Header at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago on Friday 10/21&22/16 (w/PICS)

Doc here, a man who some say was the cover model for Atlantic Salmon deoderant back in the late 1980's, with a GREAT Flash Report from my good friend and senior reporter at The Journal, Anaconda.

Anaconda was lucky enough to spend a Friday and Saturday in Chicago on 10/21 & 22nd, 2016, and boy did he get his money's worth of what The Windy City and 15th Ave. Adult Theater can offer in this thing of ours.

Take it away, sir!

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Hey Doc, 

Anaconda here to share my perspective on a wild weekend at 15th Ave. I arrived in Chicago early on Friday AM really hoping I could check into my hotel pretty early and go back to sleep since I had gotten up @ 4AM to catch an early flight. No such luck, so I actually ended up just trying to sleep in my car in the hotel parking lot until my room was ready...I knew I was going to need my energy!! Anyway, enough of the boring details about the logistics.

Flash Report! G.K. Arbee Hits 4 Phoenix Area Adult Theaters on 10/7/16

Doc here, a man who some say hypnotized goats during medical trials in the late 1970's, with a comprehensive set of Flash Reports from Phoenix, AZ by senior reporter G.K. Arbee.  

G.K. has good story to tell from one adult theater location in his encounter with a couple who also reads The Journal.  The power of the Lizardo Lantern cannot be denied. 

Take it away, G.K. Arbee

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Hello Good Dr.,

Your Phoenix advice on Twitter was much appreciated, but I must confess, I had the best luck ever at a place called "Just for Fun" on McDowell Rd in Phoenix. Not known for it's couples activity, however, just proof that "timing is everything".. Here is my report...

Visited 4 theaters in Phoenix area... Met up with a couple at a place called.. "Just for Fun". It is located on 2202 W McDowell Rd in Phoenix. It was the 3rd of 4 bookstores I visited on 10/7/16. To be honest, this place is a dump and kinda gross. Most of the websites says it is mostly for gays and transgendered. But, since I was in Phoenix for just this one day, I thought I'd try it out. I'm so glad I did. 

Just for Fun
Phoenix, AZ

I arrived there about 3pm, paid my 7 dollars for the theater, (ticket good for 4.5 hours). I went upstairs and they have a gay and a straight theater. No action happening at the time I walked in. There was a very NON PASSABLE tranny sitting watching the movie, and a super cute tiny little tranny sitting all alone in a chair. One of the guys said to avoid her, so I did. 

Well, OK then.. I sat and watched the movie about 15 minutes, and in walks a nicely dressed Mexican couple. They seemed, like me, to be just looking around for a bit. As usual, the idiots were being really stupid, and about 10 guys walked out and shoved their dicks in her face..ugh... Her hubby said in a loud voice for everyone to back off, which they did. They sat for about 10 minutes and were enjoying the video. They got up to go, and she walked over to me and asked if I wanted to share a private room. I said sure. 

We went to the counter and paid our 10 dollars for the private video viewing room... and started a conversation. Her and her husband follow your blog , like I do, when they are on vacation, love to visit adult theaters. We had your "blog" in common. Pretty cool. (ed. note: Very Cool!)

Breaking News! Fire Closes Cinema 1 in Chattanooga, TN by "Loving the Taste of Black Sugar"

Doc here, a man who some say may have helped pull a choo choo or two in his day, with sad news from this thing of ours from Chattanooga and Cinema 1.  

First time correspondent "Loving the Taste of Black Sugar" reporting... 

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Hey Doc,

Some sad news to report, although it could have been worse, as no one was injured….

Firefighters responded to a fire at an adult cinema 

located in the 4100 block of Rossville Boulevard.

Photo by Paul Leach /Times Free Press.

Some sort of minor explosion and fire significantly damaged Cinema 1 in Chattanooga, TN, last night, Nov. 7/17. Sad because TN has few adult theaters and even fewer couple friendly theaters. Cinema 1 always had couples action, especially on the weekends (although never enough black babes for this lover of brown sugar). 

Yours truly has been sucked and fucked by randy women more than a few times in the back rows of Cinema 1. The theatre also had the special couples venue, a smaller theater for couples only, with a viewing glass — A perfect set up for ladies dipping their toes into this thing of ours. They could be watched, but touched… My GF and I always planned to put on a show in there, but we never quite made it.

Anyway, here is a link to a news story. Hope they had insurance and can rebuild and re-open.

Cheers,

Loving The Taste of Black Sugar

http://www.timesfreepress.com/news/local/story/2016/nov/08/adult-theater-burns-after-loud-boom/396611/

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Doc here again... Many thanks to "Loving the Taste of Black Sugar" for the report!  

Exercise Your Rights! The Lizardo Elections are Here! Vote Early & Often!

Doc here, a man who some say rigged the 1956 New York primary election by nominating himself as the candidate of the No-Pants Party, with a reminder about your civic duty to vote today.

And while you are in that frame of mind, I would like you to vote for your favorite adult theater. The poll is located on the right sidebar, and you can only vote once.  The Poll ends at Midnight CT TONIGHT! 

Your choices will be:

1. Art Cinema - Hartford
2. 15th Ave. Adult Theater - Chicago
3. Fantasyland in Tampa
4. Secrets in Des Moines, WA
5. The Lido - Dallas, TX

Thanks,
Doc

"Making Adult Theaters Great Again!"

This is Madness! Monday Madness at The Art Cinema in Hartford Every Monday! M/F Couples FREE ALL DAY!

ICYMI: Freeze Frame: Remember, Remember the 5th of November Edition with 14 Pics!

Doc here, a man who some say celebrates Guy Fawkes Day like nobodies business, with a repost of last year's Guy Fawkes Day Freeze Frame Report.

It's a very good one.

Thanks,
Doc

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Remember, remember!
The fifth of November,
The Gunpowder treason and plot;
I know of no reason
Why the Gunpowder treason
Should ever be forgot!

Doc here, a  man who some say would never bring down the Old Bailey, with a special Guy Fawkes Edition of Freeze Frame. 

No, I do not have a gallery of hot women wearing Guy Fawkes masks, behaving badly in adult theaters or gloryholes.  However, I have many images of hot women, in masks, in adult theaters or gloryhole booths.  

If that is close enough for you, the good readers of The Journal, then I encourage you to sit back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and soak in these masked girls.

Thanks,

Guy Lizardo

Remember, Remember the 5th of November Gallery

(Please click the thumbnails to ENLARGE)

Flash Report! Brent from Portland (& 2 Amigos) Hit Secrets in Des Moines, WA

Doc here, a man who some say has the fish-slinging ability of legendary tosser Jim "The Man of La Mackerel" Smallwood, with a great Flash Report from my good friend Brent in Portland. 

Brent, along with two technical advisors, ventured north to Secrets in Des Moines, WA for a look-see and a dosey-do at the Pacific Northwest's hottest adult theater/ABS.  There are a million stories in the naked Northwest... This is one of them. 

Let's kick back, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy the theater of the mind presented by the poet laureate of this thing of ours, Brent. 

Take it away, sir!

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Friday had been slow at The Oregon Theater in Portland, so Saturday 10/29/16 I decided to ride up to Des Moines, WA, with a couple of amigos and check out the action at Secrets.

Secrets is one of the cleanest, couples-friendly adult theaters in the Northwest. When we arrived, there were a lot of people hanging out by the front counter- Secrets staff is very friendly to everyone, but especially to the regulars. Saturday, all of the employees were wearing sexy costumes, a sexy witch, a nun whose habit barely covered her ass, and M, the owner, was either in costume or on his way to First Saturday at The Oregon. 

Secrets
Des Moines, WA

Throughout the night I saw clerks escorting new couples around the building, stopping occasionally to watch the action, explaining to them the @Secrets philosophy and making them feel comfortable.

The action ebbed and flowed. Sometimes I thought a couple had left and then they would reappear again. A short, fit, Linda Hamilton type , came into the main theater with her man and started playing with a lady-boy who is 99 percent passable- they are both regulars @Secrets. The encounter escalated quickly, another couple showed up, She was Asian/ Native Alaskan with beautiful round breasts and thick, hard dark nipples.Her man had her skirt hiked up and was playing with her pussy while they watched LH suck, fuck and jack any dick that was in her horny space.

Later, the sexy Alaskan native, hooked up with a model beautiful black chick and had her first girl on girl experience, on one of the black vinyl couches in Theater 2.