Field Report: Donny Digital on the Albuquerque Adult Theater/ABS Scene

 

Donny Digital

Doc here with an updated series from Albuquerque, NM by Donny Digital.  Donny holds a warm spot in The Good Doctor's heart, since he was the first contributing reporter here at The Journal, back in August of 2009.  (To see that first report, click HERE)

Donny will take us through the several adult theater options in Albuquerque, and give us his ratings on 5 different criteria:

1. Picture/Sound 

2. Safety

3. Cleanliness

4. Action

5. Couples

So without further delay, here is Part 1 of Donny Digital's ABQ Review:

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98th St. Adult Video

It is located on 98th street just south of I-40 across the street from the Flying J truck stop. It is probably one of the cleanest place in town. There are about 15 arcade booths that use dollar bills, some have seats and some don't. There are some that are big enough for 2-3 people and the back row of booths all have glory holes. The theater is open all night and cost $6 per person (including women) and they allow 3 re-entries per visit. The theater is large and usually is way too cold especially in the winter time but is fine during the summer months. There are 4 metal bench seats with footrests. They are not very comfortable and hurt after awhile but do get cleaned daily. There is a back wall where guys like to stand there and watch the action or do their own thing back there. The TV has just been replace with a 42” LCD flatscreen that is very good but way way too small for the size of the room. It also is very bright so it lights up the room too much and doesn’t offer much privacy cause of it. Sometimes there are smokers but the room is well ventilated.  Fri and Sat are now couples night but the number of couples are minimal and don’t come close to the potential this place has for them. But once in awhile the action can get very good. Management is fairly cool as long as you don't loiter. Parking is good and well lit. There is a nice motel right next door should the need arise.

Ratings
Picture/Sound *****
Safety *****
Cleanliness *****
Action *****
Couples *****

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Doc here again... Donny had ABQ covered like a blanket, and this first part of his "ABQ Review" is indicative of his reports to follow.  I will have each new chapter up at least once a week until we have run the table.  Thanks again Donny!

Doc

Flash Report: JaxBchBum Reports on Theatre X in Orange Heights, FL

Doc here with a terrific Flash Report from that old clam digger himself, JaxBchBum. As one of The Journal's senior reporters (dating back to the first month of The Journal's existence), Jax knows how to get it done: Lots of detail, personal experiences, and opinions galore.  Plus, he is an excellent dancer.

So, hailing from The Sunshine State, in the blue trunks with the white stripe, here is JaxBchBum on Theatre X in Orange Heights, FL.

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The usual theater scene has been a bit sporadic as of late, so I haven't had much to report that was newsworthy.  Struck out with visits to the Chateau Experience Theatre in Charleston SC as they were only sausage fests with no couples on my two visits. 

My luck improved over the last couple of weeks with trips to Theatre X (formerly Pure Pleasures Adult Megastore) located about 12 miles east of Gainesville FL (6810 N.E. U.S. 301) in Orange Heights FL.  For those not familiar with Theatre X, it is a small adult store with a wide selection of adult novelties, DVDs, an arcade and a small theatre.  Couples admission to the theatre is always free; but single male price is $20 (supposedly for 6 hours), so the high admission price tends to help sort out some of the penis gallery members.  Theatre holds only about 20 people consisting of 3 rows of 2/3 person couches and some individual chairs on the side wall.

JaxBchBum, Esq.

Stopped by one Friday afternoon about 2pm about 3 weeks ago on my way back from a trip to Central FL.  I never expect much on a weekday visit, but at Theatre X (and any adult theatre for that matter), one never knows. 

I was surprised to see a couple seated on the second row closest to the aisle and only 2 other guys there that seemed to be more interested in each other than the couple.  I sat down in one of the chairs on the side wall directly across from them about 3' away.  They appeared to be in the mid-to late 30s, well groomed and attractive.  She was wearing a T-shirt and denim skirt and he was dressed (or undressed) in shorts and a T-shirt.

After a few minutes of making sure I wasn't going to jump up, flash a badge and yell "Vice", they resumed their activity.  She had a battery powered dildo vibrator that she began using with her right hand, while stroking his cock with her left hand (love those multi-tasking ladies).  He pulled up the front of her T-shirt and exposed a lovely set of perky C-cup tities with nipples that must have been almost 1/2" long.  Ever now and then he would bend over and suck on one to make it even harder.  From time to time she would remove the dildo and his hand would immediately take its place rubbing her clit and finger-fucking her.  He would get her close by the sound of her low moans and pressing down on his hand, then he would stop and they would relax for a minute.  They clearly enjoyed having an appreciative audience and both he and she glanced over to me from time to time and gave me a nice warm smile, but gave not sign that they wanted another set of hands, lips or other body parts involved.  This went on for about 30 minutes and fortunately there was only one interruption when another guy came in and then left again within a couple of minutes.

After he left, their activity got a bit more animated.  She resumed her dildo gymnastics while he stood up and she began sucking his cock.  It was interesting to watch the synchronization between her dildo thrusts and her cock sucking speed.  She would slowly insert the dildo while at the same time slowing taking his cock in her mouth and savoring the taste and feel.  This slow pace would continue, and then she would burst into hyperdrive with her mouth and dildo with fast paced in/out motions accompanied by slurping motions that I wasn't sure which end was generating them.  I was delighted to drop my trousers and join in the pace setting routine as well.  After a bit, he got down on his knees and pulled her so her pussy was sitting on the front edge of the couch and she was semi-reclined.  She removed the dildo and began rubbing it on her nipples.  He began rubbing his cock against the front of her pussy and would sometimes run the head just inside her lips.  He started to fuck her and she moved the vibrator down to her clit and and top of his thrusting cock. 

Their activities lasted a couple of minutes and they both seemed to climax together.  They hugged each other for a bit and then got up, straightened their clothes and began to leave.  I told them "thank you" and they both that I was welcome.  Wow, a great matinee treat.  I hung around for another couple of hours, but no other couples so I headed home.

I returned to Theatre X again on a recent Friday evening and hoping my luck would continue.  Arrived about 7pm and there were about 4 other guys there, but no couples.  The couch on the second row where the couple above had sat was empty, so I plopped down and began the wait. 

About 8:30, a couple arrived that I had seen in the past that I knew loved to play with each other and sometimes would invite audience participation.  She is a very attractive lady that always wears simple but sexy outfits and she has a smile that will melt your heart and one of the most beautiful pairs of tits I have ever seen and I consider myself a tit man.  They are probably C's with just a slight hint of sag, but with ivory colored skin that glows and really contrasts with her dark aureole and nipples.  Her husband is full head of hair Jimmy Buffet with a trimmed mustache.  I was fortunate in the couch to my left in the same row had been vacated and they moved toward it.  Ah, great viewing location for this thing I enjoy. 

As they were walking by, I said "good to see y'all again" and she responded "it's always good to come back".  They sat down with her closest to me.  She was wearing a nice outfit that was almost a cross between a teddy and a sun dress.  It had a rose-colored top and then a black dress part (sorry, failed my fashion design class and don't know all the technical dress part names) that went about 4" below the bottom of her butt checks.

They weren't there more than a minute when she leaned over and they kissed deeply.  She sat back up and he began rubbing her breasts through the outside of her dress.  This continued for several minutes and I saw her left hand slide over and begin rubbing his crotch.  After a bit, he pulled down the shoulder straps of her dress and pulled down the top to expose those lovely breasts.  Seeing them straight on is a sight to behold, but even seeing their profile as they are rubbed and nipples tugged upon is spectacular.  Their activities were beginning to draw interest from some of the other patrons and they seemed to delight in the attention.  One thing led to another as his cock soon emerged from his shorts and his hand would move from her breasts to her slightly spread legs and up under the dress (which I knew from previous visits were not constrained with any panties). 

It was all getting interesting and arousing and then poof - a big bear of a guy that had been providing his quips and commentary during the porn movie, moves over to the other side of them right next to the guy and remarks "I want to check out these wares."  Couple immediately goes into frigid mode and starts to re-dress.  The guy says "I'm sorry" as the couple gets ready to leave the theatre.  They say "It's OK" but their actions speak louder.  But there is hope as they say they will be back later.

So slight pause in the festivities.  Fortunately, the couple does return about 30 minutes later but everyone has learned their lesson to let them have their personal space, at least initially.  They move down to the front row of couches which is even better from a voyeur standpoint as the light coming from the screen blasts on these couches so visibility is much better as there are not much in the way of shadows to deal with.  After a short time of foreplay, they resume where they had left off with her having her top completely pulled down and her stroking his cock.  This goes on for a bit and then she leans over and starts sucking his cock.  As she is bent over, he pulls up the back of the dress exposing her smooth beautiful ass checks.  She straightens up and then schooches down in the couch and he moves to the floor in front on his knees and begins eating her pussy while rubbing his tits. 

A young guy had been sitting on the other couch in that row and he moved over to the edge of his couch.  He evidently asked if it was OK to touch, as the hubby said something to him and the young guy began cupping and rubbing her breasts while hubby concentrated on his more immediate task.  This went on for about 45 minutes with sucking and fucking in all kinds of positions. Even the guy that scared them off initially got some titty rubbing time in.  They ended their playtime with her being fucked doggy style.  A wonderful sight for sure.

Long live Theatre X and the couples it attracts.

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Doc here again... Another classic tale from JaxBchBum is in the record books, and as always, it was a good one.  Thank you sir!

The Good Doctor still needs more adult theater reports!  Thank you to the reporters who have sent in reports since Sunday (they will be all be posted soon).  But we always need more... Just e-mail Papa Bear George Halas The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report for you...And you get the glory.

And chicks (hopefully).  I have it on good authority that one particular senior field reporter may have a groupie or three in the mix.  That's what a good Flash Report will do for you.

Trust me. I'm a Doctor.

Flash Report: Kitty Tails - A Paris Theater Tale (with 7 HOT New Pics!)

Doc here with that Energizer Bunny herself, Kitty from Portland.  She is back with another very naughty tale from The Paris Theater in PDX. She was also kind enough to send along some hot new pics to accompany the report (remember to click on the pics to enlarge them).  Gotta love this Kitty!

So sit back, put on some jazz (pronounced "yazz") flute music, and enjoy Kitty's latest...

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Hi Doc,

We arrived a bit after 1 PM and of course we got right to work. It was hot
sucking my partners cock while I could hear you guys behind me stroking
yourselves and breathing heavy. This encouraged me of course to slowly remove
my pants, and then wave my ass at you as I continued to suck cock. Slowly the
panties cam off for you to enjoy the view.

My buddy brought me to the railing and began to fuck my pussy deeply, making me
come quickly. In minutes he had his cock stuffing my tight little asshole and me
looking onto the eyes of one of the regulars. He watched me get my ass reamed
while he jacked off in front of me! VERY HOT HOT HOT! I began to stroke his
throbbing cock and eventually got on my knees and gave him a hand job through
the railing as my ass continued to be violated. It was not long before he shot
his load all over my face.

After this we went and sat next to the exam table and I sucked another guest
until he fucked my ass too.

By this time there were several standing around watching and stroking their
cocks, so Kitty had a job to do. They did not know I wanted bukakke, it just
turned out that I got what I wanted (HeHe).

One gentleman watched some of the show and was ready to blow, so I knelt before
him on the pad (since I forgot my knee pads, LOL) and watched him as he stroked
his load all over my exposed tits.

I excused myself to wash up some and when I returned my buddy was ragging hard,
still, and told me to get on my knees. Gladly I obeyed and gladly I sucked his
cock some until he pulled out and shot a perfect load all over my face, right
between the eyes! GOOD SHOT BABE!

I had my panties handy and wiped myself clean but there were several other men
that were ready to cover Kitty in cum, so I naturally obliged. I watched
several more men jack off their spunk onto my face and tits.

Kitty must say this was one hot visit - not as hot as Freaky Friday when we were
there though. I do love watching a man jack off onto me and the feeling on warm
cum covering me is well very arousing. Thank you to all the guys who
participated!

Kitty

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Doc here again... Kitty never fails to deliver.  Whether it's at The Paris Theater, being a cum slut extraordinaire, or with her reports and pics sent to The Good Doctor.  Great report and great pics Kitty!  Keep them coming...America needs you.

Do you have an adult theater report? Just e-mail Jake LaMotta The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Join the dozens of Journal field reporters in contributing to keeping this thing of ours alive and thriving.  I will format and edit your report, while you supply the details.

Thanks,

Doc

Field Report: Slim Jim on The Jolar Cinema in San Diego

Doc here with the first answer to my request for more adult theater reports.  First time reporter Slim Jim has filed a report on one of The Good Doctor's favorite adult theaters: The Jolar Cinema in San Diego.

Good to have you aboard, Slim Jim!  Here is his report:

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Hi Doctor,

I enjoy reading your Journal and appreciate you taking the time away from your busy practice for it. I was at the Jolar Cinema this weekend, and I thought I would share a few a few thoughts.  I hope it is helpful.

Jolar Cinema
6321 University Ave, San Diego, CA

I have been visiting the Jolar Cinema in San Diego recently.  My impression: a very clean and well run place.  The staff  is courteous and  helpful. For example, I observed a man who was at the counter asking the clerk if there was a drinking fountain anywhere.  The clerk answered “no”,  but then comped him a  bottle of chilled water.  That was cool.

All the patrons I saw were well behaved.  I noticed what appeared to be a fair number of regulars milling about and  the assorted gay cruisers of course.  Everyone I saw was being discreet and respectful of others. I didn’t see any real hot couples action there but  I did overhear some first hand accounts that there is, usually during the week.

The few couples I have seen there were being left alone by the penis gallery.  I think the large, high backed chairs are responsible for this. They create a space for the couple.  Getting  close is difficult for those inclined to “self inviting”.  I went last night Saturday around 10 pm. Stayed briefly. One couple was leaving as I entered.

Be nice if the two theaters were bigger.  They are not auditoriums - just viewing rooms.  This is the rule not the exception for these places I guess. I also wish they would show movies with a plot (if they still make them).  I think that would appeal to couples more.

Regards,
Slim Jim

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Doc here again... Now this is how you get it done.  A no-nonsense Field Report that is fact heavy and opinionated.  Thanks again to Slim Jim, and we look forward to his next installment!

Thanks,
Doc

Couple's Flash Report: Erin Go Braugh's Adventure at the Barnett Superstore Theater in San Diego (w/HOT Pics!)

Doc here with a report I have been looking forward to for months...Erin Go Braugh's San Diego Adventure!  The report is self-explanatory, so instead of trying to lay the framework of the story, I will let EGB take it from here... And yes, the pics contained within the report are of EGB's very hot wife, right before they left for the theater! (click on the pics to ENLARGE)

Fasten your seatbelts...This is going to be good!

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Doc,

Erin Go Braugh here with a VERY overdue report from Southern California.

Last time I wrote a friend and I had gone down to scope out the Jolar Cinema, and we we going to haul our old ladies down there in late February, early March. Well, as these things seem to happen, too much work lead to too little play. Finally, last week I said enough was enough, and booked a room in Old Town San Diego, and we all decided to go have some fun.

Well, at the last minute, our friends canceled, but the wife and I would not be deterred. We left for our hour and a half drive, and got to our room around seven o'clock PM. I went to the liquor store to get us some adult refreshments while my wife showered and dolled up. When I came back in and saw how she was dressed, my dick nearly jumped out of my fatigue pants. She had done her make up dark and deliciously slutty with her blond hair just pulled back behind her ears. She was wearing a red lace see through top with no bra, a black skirt that just barely covered her ass, and knee high black hooker boots. She had a black shawl to cover up with until we got into the theater itself.

We had a couple of drinks to steady her nerves as she's never done this level of play before. We decided to go to Barnett Adult Superstore instead of the Jolar based upon the recent review in the journal of the Jolar containing "every dick in San Diego on couples nights". Luckily, Barnett was less than a mile from our room, and we got there about a quarter of 9. We browsed around the store and looked at all the wares and toys for about 15 minutes, drawing plenty of looks from guys even with the shawl closed.

We went to the counter and asked for tickets, and the girl recommended we go scope out the theater first, so we walked into the first door right in front of a very friendly light skinned black fellow who was kind enough to tell is there were two rooms, both showing gay and straight fair before we made it around the corner in the hallway. We walked into both theaters and saw what was expected. Like minded pervs stroking their fucksticks. We walked back out and told a very surprised looking clerk that yes, we would like tickets. We paid our twenty dollars (FYI sign at the register says Friday nights are free for couples. Didn't see times posted.), and went back into the theater. The far theater was empty save for one guy in the back. We took the far wall seats in the second row with her at the wall.

Now, we had tried to cover all ground rules before we got there, and I told her the guys would get close, but I wouldn't back them off unless they touched and she didn't want them to. She was to tell me if she wanted any specific guy to touch, and to not let them if she didn't.

We watched the movie for all of about 30 seconds before she was rubbing my ever hardening cock through my pants, and I had her shawl open. The first theater was fairly full when we had come in, but in less than 5 minutes, they were all in the second with us. She took my cock out and was stroking me while I took her tits out, and started to rub her clit through her see thru thong. Two guys took the seats next to us, about 4 guys took the seats behind us standing, and the black fellow from earlier stood against the wall by the door. I asked her if I could take her seat so she could suck my cock, and she immediately obliged.

As soon as she started a very wet, loud blowjob, one guy behind us lost his load and left. The black fellow took his place right behind us, and the two guys next to us shifted over and another guy took the end chair in our row. The guy right next to us seriously had the biggest cock we'd ever seen. He had nine inches of uncut monster 2/3 the diameter of my wrist, and my wife watched him stroking while she sucked my cock with enthusiasm. The black fellow behind me leaned into me and told me my girlfriend was gorgeous. I said it's my wife, but thank you. After about two more minutes, she was giving me the "fuck me" look, and I had her stand and turn around. I lifted her skirt over her ass, and she yanked her thong to the side while she knelt and guided my raging hard on into her soaking box. The black fellow loudly said "Jesus Christ, gorgeous ass!", and my wife was delighted, and went to work riding me with gusto.

 Black fellow leaned in again and asked if we played. I said only soft, and this is her first time in an adult theater. He leaned in again about 30 seconds later and asked if he could touch, and I said she hadn't given permission for that tonite, and he was totally cool about it. From there he immediately went to stand guard at the door because we kept slowing down when newcomers came in, and he seemed to figure that if he couldn't touch, he may as well let us get to some serious fucking uninterrupted, which we did.

For the next 15 minutes she rode my pole while I jackhammered into her so hard at times that her boots were slapping loudly against the floor. I had her leaned back to me so I could play with her tits, and I was so worked up, after 30 or so total minutes in the theater, I had to cum. I told her, and she jumped off and got on her knees. All 15 or so guys in the theater were leaned in so close when I started to jerk my cock above her tits I was worried I was gonna spray them. I busted my nut, and had cum running all over both tits. I rubbed my cock head against her nipples and then packed in back in. I sat down and grabbed tissues and cleaned her up while the guys still beat their meat furiously. I asked if she wanted some air because we were both gasping, and all the bodies and activity had made the place 15 degrees hotter at least. The black fellow that stood guard for us said that was an amazing show, thanked us, and once again told my wife how beautiful she is. We walked out into the parking lot and smoked a couple cigarettes and watched couple leaving that didn't look like they'd had near as much fun in the store as we just had in the theater.

 Neither of us had eaten since lunch and it was almost 10pm by this time, so we decided to go get food and play more at the hotel. We fucked twice more and my wife came so hard she squirted (a first!) while we did double vaginal with me and a vibrator. We felt kinda bad we didn't go back in last night, but we'll certainly be back for more sooner than later.

Thanks to all the guys that made my wife wild by jerking your cocks to us fucking, and thank you for respecting our boundaries, ensuring she was comfortable, and wanting to come back and maybe take it further next time. Also, a thanks from the wife and I to the black fellow for the same, and for the compliments and guarding. Your prescreening of patrons really helped us just cut loose.

Well Doc, that was our night at the Barnett Adult Superstore. Sorry it took so long! Hopefully we'll be able to sneak off a lot sooner next time!

Erin Go Braugh

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Doc here...Now THAT is a great Couple's Flash Report, thanks to EGB. Thanks for the HOT pics of your sexy wife that you are willing to share with the tens of thousands of readers that visit The Journal on a monthly basis. We are looking forward to your next report, my friend!

Do you have an adult theater report (just as EGB did)?  Just e-mail George Foreman The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. You provide the report, and I will edit and format the final product.

Thanks again!

Doc

Flash Report: Tom Austin's Early Father's Day Present @ The Jolar Cinema in San Diego

Doc here with an excellent report from Senior Reporter Tom Austin.  Tom has ventured back to San Diego, in search of more hijinks in this thing of ours.  San Diego offers many adult theater options, and in this case Tom has chosen the Jolar Cinema (one of The Good Doctor's favorites) has his stomping ground (side note: Tom was also nice enough to click a new photo of The Jolar Cinema for The Journal.  Your check is in the mail, sir.)

Here is Tom's 5-Star report...

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There are five unique and enjoyable places to enjoy this thing of ours in San Diego. The vibe from patrons in all of these places is laid back, management’s attitude is cool, and almost every variety of activity can be found during the week as well as weekends. I sometimes read with envy the theater scene in Portland or Chicago, but none can top the experiences that I continue to enjoy in San Diego.

My favorite haunt has been and continues to be The Jolar Cinema, located on 6321 University Avenue (just northeast of downtown).  It is a combination of twin adult theaters, a well-stocked adult toy and video store, private dances are available with cute and friendly ladies, and there are plenty of private booths. The clientele is as racially and generationally diverse as the neighborhood. Bi, gay, and straight patrons play well in a common place and the porn is usually fresh and hot. If they just had pizza delivery, I might never leave!


Couples are admitted free on Wednesday and Saturday nights, but last Monday night – usually the slowest night of the week anywhere people play at this thing of ours – I enjoyed a couples trifecta at The Jolar.

When I walked into the first theater, I saw a familiar couple on the back row (of three large lounge chairs) – a couple that I have been intimate with once before. Both are in their late 20’s or young 30’s, and neither have ever spoken a word of English with me. Señora E and I communicate usually with gestures and motions, and it has always served both of our purposes. Her male partner did not participate in our scene previously as was the case again.

E is a well-packaged señora with full hips, curves in all the right places, and a mischievous smile. I joined them by sitting in the open, just to her right, perfect for one of right-handed HJ’s. If there’s one thing I learned at the Jolar is that the ladies want a sure thing. They do not want to help you get it up or tease you into an erection. If they really want to play, you should whip it out, show it off, and keep it hard. I don’t think size makes much difference as long as you have it and keep it up. This action is for them and their partners, big boy, and you are just along for the ride.

I quickly pulled down my shorts and immediately slowed my erection. E responded, just as I remembered from before, by whispering with her man in Spanish and then turning to me and gently holding my erection. I leaned into her and began to kiss her soft neck and shoulder and ear lobe – she really likes being kissed and held. She leaned even more in my direction and expertly worked my cock. After about ten minutes of this mutual action, she put her lips next to my ear and asked a one-word question that is understood in every language.

“Condom?”

Another fun fact about The Jolar – they sell condoms in 3-packs up-front for $5 - a great investment. I took out the package, and was going to place the latex raincoat in its proper position, but she immediately took it from me and took charge of the procedure herself. I surmised that she might have done this once or twice before. She was definitely in charge.

She immediately stood, moved over and sat in my lap, opening her blouse to my mouth, lips, and tongue, and planted herself firmly like a real vaquera. Two became one and she began a rocking motion that would take her where she wanted to go. She arrived at her destination before I did but placing both my hands on her behind, she showed me how to work as we both enjoyed my finish. This was all done in less than 20 minutes after I had entered. But it was after midnight, and they both quietly exited after a few minutes of gentle ministrations to complete our coupling.

I needed a break. I stepped out front to buy a soft drink and catch some fresh air, when couple #2 walked in. They were a mixed couple –an African-American guy and red-headed, white cougar (she was probably 40). She was showing lots of skin. So being the pervert that I am, I followed back into the theater.

They sat in only a double-chair, which usually sends a signal that no guests are welcome. She soon had his cock out of his jeans and in her hand, while he seemed to be reading text messages or emails on his phone. One cool dude. I leaned forward in my chair trying to get their attention, but the stone-cold stares that they returned in my direction told me immediately that I wasn’t their type.

About 20 minutes later two young guys entered and sat nearby. Then the couple moved to the back row of three chairs, leaving one chair open to her left. Both guys eventually took their turn, sitting next to her, pulling out their erections and allowing her to bring them to orgasm. Thank goodness there are Kleenex dispensers throughout the theater. There was not a lot of intimacy involved, but I think both parties got what they came for – pun intended.  And soon, they both exited stage left. 

Then after about another 30 minutes, a third couple entered. They were both young and fun, talking openly, giggling, and sending lots of confusing signals as to why they were there. She sat next to her guy (both in a double chair) and stated giving him a HJ while snuggling close to him. They looked like a young Navy couple – both in their 20’s. She was a small BBW with a cute face and full lips. Both wore jeans and T-shirts. He had a high and tight haircut and was allowing her to do all the work.

I decided to give them a decision to make, and moved to the back row,lowering my shorts again and playing with my fresh erection. She looked back at me about ten times before deciding to join me. He remained in the row in front of us. Then in one sentence she completely rocked my night and my world.

“Daddy, I’ve been a bad girl."

I never saw that coming. Stuttering, I asked, “Uh, what?”

“Daddy, I’ve been a very, very bad girl. And your thing looks really angry. Am I in trouble? Can I make it feel better?”

I cleared my throat, thinking as fast as I could. “You know what to do, Baby Girl. Make Daddy happy.” And once again, the universal question was asked:

“Does Daddy have a condom?”

I still had two from the night before. She tore open the package, placed the condom on her lips and proceeded to apply it to my erection with poise, playfulness, and pride. Then her lips softly settled over my cock. Eventually down to my pubes. She gently lifted my balls with one hand and played with my left nipple with her other hand. She didn’t really want me touching her, so I was simply intent to let her have her way with my body. She was patient, never quiet, and totally into it.

And about ten minutes later I reward her with my forgiveness. Never have I seen such a smile in any adult setting as when she lifted her head and looked directly at me.

“Good night, Daddy.”

She and her guy then stood and walked into the adjacent theater which usually shows gay/bi/TV movies. I didn’t follow and don’t expect to see them again. I simply remained seated, being content to have enjoyed an early Father’s Day present from my baby girl. 

Tom

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Doc here again... Thanks again to Tom for an outstanding report, and congratulations on a great cashout of his trifecta.  "E", Tom's first girl in the trifecta, is one of my all time favorite adult theater women.  I have written about her in the past, and she is special.  The Jolar fits her style and vibe perfectly.  I am just glad Tom closed the deal inside versus the "whatthefuckwasithinking" Good Doctor that preferred curbside service (full story HERE).

Do you have an adult theater report you'd like to see on the Journal?  I am in desperate need of reports, so now is the time to step up! Just e-mail Clubber Lange  The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and make it look slick.  You provide the words.

Thanks,
Doc

FREE ADMISSION Specials at 15th Ave. Adult Books & Theater in Melrose Park, IL THIS WEEK!

Doc here... One of my favorite adult theater/ABS locations would be 15th Avenue Adult Books & Theater, 2125 N. 15th Avenue in Melrose Park, IL. Starting Sunday June 19th, they are running a week long promotion of FREE admission for M/F Couples, T-Girls, and Single Women (regular admission for single guys). This ends at the close of business Saturday 6/25.

Here are the details, courtesy of 15th Ave:

Our week long special begins today and continues through Saturday June 26.
Couples(boy/girl),T-girls and single females are admitted free of charge 24/7!
Try to take advantage of this offer while it last!......

Thanks,
Bob





Doc here again...Take advantage of this week long special!  Should be a GREAT week at 15th Avenue!

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report: Bob in Biloxi Chimes in on Saturday Night on the Gulf Coast

Doc here...Our good friend Bob in Biloxi has reported in (like clockwork I might add!) on Saturday night on the gulf coast. He is a consistent as the day is long, that Bob. 

Here is this week's report from Bob:

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Morning Doc,

 Last night’s trip to the Beautiful Gulf Coast was better than the last. Nice cooling breeze off the water, (for a change), there were couples out, but not in groves. Go figure on Father’s Day weekend?

Gulf Coast Theater
Biloxi, MS

At the Gulf Coast Theater, 4 couples showed. One was our German couple, I understand they played left and came again.  Second was a couple that shows up looking for another couple, they are semi-regular’s. Another couple came in and after seeing the “Vulture Club” lined up against the wall, walked straight out the back door. The last couple was a BBW, she was kind of cute, her man played with her pussy for awhile getting her off, but the as I walked in the “Vulture Club” was again lined up against the wall simply staring at them. As I walked by the “Club Members” I laughed and called them idiots. Awhile later one of the members came up to me outside and asked why I called him an idiot, so I told him. I asked him if standing against the wall staring at a couple ever worked out for him. I guess you can guess his reply was no. So I asked him why in the fuck they do it then. I got no answer. So I replied, see you’re an idiot.
I was reading “Brent’s” story this morning about that peanut gallery bum rushing the rail at the Oasis, and just shook my head. Idiots abound nationwide, it’s systemic stupidity. Enough of my rant, you cannot even attempt to control a situation like this thing of ours, but it would seem like the offenders would “get it” after several failed attempts. The definition of insane is the act of doing something over and over the same way yet yielding the same results.

Bob in Biloxi

Meanwhile down at the ABS, a couple came in and was servicing the crowd there. One guy I’ll call “Stuttering Jimmy” will get next to a couple and try and make love to the woman, he talks through the hole insistently until, yep, you guessed it, they move to another booth. He was complaining he hadn’t “got off” yet and they just left him in the adjoining booth. More systemic stupidity?, I think so. The good thing is he doesn’t show up that often. But when he does, he does a great job of cock-blocking anyone else with his antics. I left at 11:30pm because by this time the ABS turns into a gay social club.

I don’t mind nights like this, because it usually discourages the repeat offenders, since they are not getting what they want, sometimes they will just fade away for a few weeks and not be seen. I finally talked the owner of the ABS into a modification of the glory holes, but yours truly has to help him. A report on that progress as it occurs is forthcoming.

In the meantime, there’s not shit on TV Saturday nights, and a not so good nite on the coast is better than sitting at home in front of the boob tube.

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Doc here again...Looks like it was that kind of weekend all around.  Lots of couples in Portland, Chicago, Gary, amongst others.  Hopefully not all were bum rushed by the various Penis Galleries.

Remember, The Good Doctor needs your reports.  Please e-mail me at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com.
I will edit, and format, and make your report look spectacular.  You supply the words.

Thanks,
Doc

Adult Theater Reports Needed! Apply Within!

Doc here... The lifeblood of The Journal of Adult Theaters is the adult theater report. Your recounting of a recent or past experiences inside this thing of ours is what keeps the blog vital and relevant. It is what keep the 10's of thousands of monthly readers coming back.

Reports have slowed down to a trickle, even though this is the busiest time of year for adult theater visits.  Why?

Since The Journal launched in the Fall of 2009, we have had 41 unique field reporters submit 440+ reports for publication. It's a number I am very proud of, and still amazes me to this day.  I understand that people come and going in this thing of ours, and for various reasons.  An example of this would be Sable Matheson, a very sexy woman who submitted two awesome reports in the Spring of 2010.  Two months afterwards, she was gone.  E-mail was gone, Yahoo Profile also gone. Poof.  It happens.

But to the many of the current or would be field reporters submitting adult theater reports, I really need you to step up. There are several reporters that continue to file weekly or bi-weekly reports, and I appreciate all of their hard work like you cannot believe.  This note is not directed at them.  It is directed at the scores of former or would-be reporters.

To those just mentioned... I need your help.  The 6 regular reporters cannot do it all by ourselves (you know who you are).  We need you.  We need you to submit a report (even a paragraph or two), and give us your feedback on your adult theater scene.  Please submit them to emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. Keep in mind I am looking for good news and/or bad news.  If it is pertinent to adult theaters, I will want to publish it.

Every week in my "A Few Minutes With Dr. Emilio", I ask for more adult theater reports in a matter of fact way.  Today, I need to be more direct. Web sites are about content, and The Journal needs more. And I need you.

So pretty please, with sugar on top. I really need reports.

Thanks for listening.

Doc

Brent's Theater Tails: "Guess The Tranny (and other thoughts)" @ The Paris Theater in Portland

Doc here with a long overdue repost of a Brent from Portland Flash Report.  This is from Friday 6/17, and captures a wide gamut of visuals within the legendary Paris Theater.

Sit back, pop open a Fresca, and enjoy the poet laureate of this thing of ours at work.

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The first flag alert I caught last night (Friday, June 17, 2011) at the Paris Theater was around 9:30.  They were already playing when I walked into the theater She was a voluptuous ,curvy, curly-haired woman who slightly resembled Marlee Matlin (say what?) . He had her down by the rail where the penis gallery was groping and fondling her. Then he took her, naked, over to the exam table. Two or three guys fucked her. She sucked off a few more and got hand fucked by some others including her sex master. She never stopped coming. She was moaning and moving like an un-anchored boat on a choppy sea. She finished her theater adventure in The Arena, where after getting on all fours and fucking, sucking and jacking a small crowd of horny fuckers suckers and jackers, she whispered to her man " Take me home."

Her visit was the most interactive of the night if you don't count the two good looking Mexican T Girls who were very busy in the little theater and in the hidden glory hole by the exit. A lot of young men, straight and gay were smitten last night, especially with the hot blond Mexican T Girl. I never saw so much making out. Hey, a few shots of tequila and what you don't know you don't want to know. Heshe was also getting ass  pounded time and time again. I could not see him/her but I could hear himmer. They need to add a few new words to the dictionary to describe all this. Also maybe Bravo can develop a game show called "Guess The Tranny".

There was a young couple in the theater last night who I also saw this past Sunday. She has long brown hair and is very pretty. She looks a little like Neve Campbell. So far they have only played discreetly. She wears a loose fitting skirt and he will play with her pussy underneath the skirt while they kiss and make out. They left, Sunday, when the cartoon started playing. I'm not sure why they left last night.

There were three other couples in The Oasis at the time. One young couple in the corner was making out and he was playing with her pussy through her jeans. One of the regular couples, bearded biker guy and his sad faced old lady were next to them and he was checking them out. There was also a couple that had been in and out of the theater all week. She is a woman with reddish blond hair and big breasts and he is a bald older man in fairly good shape. They have been playing in the theater sex/ lifestyle orbit for man y years. They used to play with the boys, she could take on  quite a few,  and they would also, occasionally bring  a single girl with them to the old Jefferson Theater. The last time I saw them before Friday was this past Wednesday. They were playing  with another couple. The girl of the other couple was getting all of the attention. She was a pretty young BBW and she was naked on the bench, enjoying the gentle licks and probes of the other three.

Last night this veteran couple played solo but I'm sure they would have entertained guests if the opportunity had arisen . A lot of couples came to The Paris last night. Some played, a lot more didn't.  There were a lot of maddening situations, the kind that make you scratch your head. For example, why do so many idiots insist on rushing up to the rail to stare at and jack off in front of couples in The Couples Oasis, who are clearly not doing anything and are definitely not interested in your game? Maybe if you left them alone for a while, they would get in a good mood and start playing. No one wants to feel obligated to "put on a show" or "put out", especially a female or couple at The Paris. It's not about you (or me). It's about the couples and the ladies and their fun. When the fun starts and the theater sex is sizzling, its great for everybody, but, hey, read the situation. Act like you've been there before.

The real
Melissa Rauch

The last two couples to come to The Paris last night both played. The first was a very handsome young guy and his beautiful date. She was a thin fox . I am not sure about her resemblance, Melissa Rauch, perhaps.  She was wearing  tight leather pants with a big ass belt and buckle. He never got her pants all the way off but he did get that buckle undone and got his hands inside of her. That made her writhe and scream whenever her lips weren't locked to his or when she was not busy sucking his dick. I appreciated the fact that she brushed her hair to the side so we could see the profile of her pretty face while she sucked on his big hard cock.

The other couple came to The Paris around 2:40 am. She was a cute BBW who looked a lot like America Ferrera. She was dressed for theater sex, she wore a tight dress, stockings,a bra that displayed her big beautiful breasts, and a big sexy smile. They kissed. She spread her legs wide while  he played with her pussy. She got on her knees and sucked his dick. He pulled up her dress so we could all see her ass. It was big and round and sexy. She got on top of him, pulled her panties to the side and guided his tool into her moist beaver box. They fucked in that position for a few minutes. Then he put her on all fours, pushed her dress up to her waist and fucked her fast and hard. Her breasts were swaying back and forth. Her face was contorted with lust for dick. She was groaning and yelling " Fuck me. Fuck me, hard." Sometimes what she was yelling was difficult to understand. A hard penis in a hot pussy can affect a girl's speech patterns.

He came inside her and they wiped themselves off with towels from the convenient paper towel dispenser located in The Couples Oasis. I thought that she needed more dick (my humble opinion) but very rarely does a couple stay after the guy gets his rocks off. This couple was not the exception and they were soon out of the theater. I left shortly afterwards.

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For 99% of all other adult theaters, this would be a night for the ages.  For The Paris, an average Friday night.  Thanks again to Brent, who can paint a picture better than Bob Ross ever could.

Do you have an adult theater report?  Please e-mail Lou Ferrigno The Good Doctor at emiliolizardo1@gmail.com. I will edit and format your report, and all you have to do is submit the raw report.  It's easy... Try it!

Thanks,
Doc