Field Report: Mr. Anon Updates The Journal on Three Locations of Interest

Doc here, a man who some say spends 1 hour a week, every week, in scuba gear just in case shit goes down.

A quick update on three adult theater/ABS locations hit my in-box, and The Good Doctor decided to throw them on the home page first before loading them into the Adult Theater dB.  Why you may ask?

Because I'm a giver.

Here is Mr. Anon with the updates...

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Doc,

Just found your site and its pretty cool.  Not sure if you want update information for any of the places listed on your database but here goes: 

Merry Christmas from Doc & The Journal of Adult Theaters!

Doc here, a man who some say once talked 4 bathing beauties into an impromptu photo session over the Christmas holiday. 

From the entire team here at The Journal of Adult Theaters (which means Barky Lizardo and myself), we wish you a safe and fun Christmas Day!

Reports resume Christmas Day evening.  

Buon Natale!

Doc

A Journal of Adult Theaters Christmas Eve Tradition: The Wreath of Khan

Doc here... A big Christmas Eve tradition here at The Chez Lizardo, located in The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college, is the hanging of The Wreath of Khan on our front door. 

All the little Lizardo's gather round, bundled up against the cold, and in the sweet voices of angels, sing out loud...

To the last, I will grapple with thee... from Hell's heart, I stab at thee! For hate's sake, I spit my last breath at thee!

Buon Natale!

Doc

Day 24! The 2017 Journal of Adult Theaters Advent Calendar! Keep Checking Every Day!

Doc here, a man who some say loves a daily surprise!  And what better holiday surprise than an Advent Calendar. Lizardo-style!

Each day throughout the month of December, leading up to Christmas, the calendar will reveal your next adult theater-related nugget of information.  You can't jump ahead, kids. 

24 days. 24 nuggets of goodness from The Journal. A little something from The Good Doctor to you to celebrate the holidays!

Enjoy!

Doc

Flash Report! Jack Rolls Into a Parking Lot, and Finds Kim In Public, Anaconda, and Dry Clean Only at The Green Door

Doc here, a man who some say hits everyone's year end best dressed list in the "Soprano's Extra" category, with the cherry on top report from the now famous KimInPublic visit to The Green Door in Bethlehem, PA with senior reporters Anaconda and Dry Clean Only. 

To date, we have had Kim's, Anaconda's, & Dry Clean Only's report. The only one we were missing was the mystery man from the parking lot encounter, Jack.

Well kids, Jack's report is here... Enjoy!

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Doc,

It was a such a long day. Work was piling up at the office and I knew that I had so much stuff to do afterwards. Ugh. 

After a tumultuous day riddled with a bunch of year end nonsense, I was out and about just trying to get some Christmas shopping done. Instead of pretending to be jolly Old Saint Nick, I was completely unfocused and kept thinking about how bad I wanted to get rid of my several day buildup of Christmas cheer. 

Not a big fan of my local bookstore for a myriad of reasons. However, I said fuck it and decided to take a drive by. The lot was kind of busy to my surprise. I still wasn’t sure if I was going to venture inside or not. Couples have been known to frequent this seedy little place from time to time (The Green Door in Bethlehem, PA). I parked and waited for a minute. I was chubbed up by the sheer thought of some unadulterated NSA fun and headed for the door. 

Field Report! Dry Clean Only on Modern Adult in Erie, PA

Doc here, a man who some say has one Hell of a set of pipes on him, with a brand new Field Report from senior Journal reporter, my good friend Dry Clean Only.

DCO hit the mean streets of Erie, PA, and discovered an ABS/mini theater on State Street, Modern Adult. DCO jotted down a few notes, and here are his findings!

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Hello Doc, 

A quick report from my whirlwind business tour of the Northeast this fall.  PA has a number of theaters, especially new ones popping up the last few years along route 79's suburbs between Pittsburgh and Meadville, however, I wasn't aware of one in Erie until a little scouting I did on the streets after hours one Monday night.  

Flash Report! Hawaiian Eyeful at The Oregon Theater on 12/16/17 by Brent in Portland

Doc here, a man who some say gets asked 2-3 times at every event he hosts in Chicago, "What is the latest on Hawaiian Eyeful?"  That is the kind of following this amazing woman has here in the Windy City.

Well, Lizardos and Lizardettes, I have an answer for you from this past Saturday night in Portland, at the Oregon Theater. The Hawaiian Eyeful was back, she was in great form, and she rocked The OT. 

And what person to break it down for us, than the Professor Emeritus of adult theater reporters, Brent in Portland!

Take it away, sir!

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Doc,

I was at The Oregon Theater this past Saturday for Max and Sarah’s Oregon Theater Tour. There was a fairly large crowd and they were watching a beautiful young woman, naked and dancing at the end of her boyfriends whip. There was a T-girl getting airtight on the small gang bang table and a couple sitting quietly and unnoticed on a couch outside the couples’ section.

I went to the lobby to read my messages, tweets and emails. The news was Max and Sarah had to cancel their visit. I was disappointed for a moment and then I heard Joe say “The Hawaiian Eyeful is inside. Let everyone know."  “Wow”, I thought. “How did I miss her?” Then I remembered the couple sitting on the couch, and, after posting on The Internet, I hurried back inside, and, I can’t remember if I called her by name or just looked at her, but soon I was locked in a friendly embrace with The Hawaiian Eyeful. 

Flash Report! Anconda, KimInPublic, & Dry Clean Only Walk Into a Bar, an Adult Theater, and a Parking Lot in Bethlehem, PA on 12/13/17!

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Field Report! The Return of the Cunning Linguist & a Recap of the Upstate NY Scene

Doc here, a man who some say can speak seven languages, all poorly, with the return of a Journal reporter from years ago.

The Cunning Linguist has sprung back into the light of day, and has been nice enough to bring us up to speed on the current Western NY scene.  There is also a mention of my favorite adult theater I frequented as a young Lizardo, to which I tip my Bloody Mary often in fond remembrance.

Take it away, The Cunning Linguist!

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Hello Good Doctor,

I do hope you remember me. I have penned articles for you previously. However both personal and professional obligations have caused me to step aside from This Thing Of Ours for a period of time. Gratefully, I am emerging from that fog and getting my sea legs (or is it semen) back. I find This Thing Of Ours to be like a bicycle and learning to ride again cums easily. 

I do know how you appreciate home cooking so I wanted to get back in the journalism game by providing a brief update on local WNY news. 

An ABS on Transit Road heading to Lockport, NY called Video Pix has added booths in the back. The price of admission is $5 and is paid by purchasing tokens from a change machine just outside the entrance. 

Couple's Flash Report! The O'Hare MILF's Bukkake for the Holidays on Monday 12/11/17 at 15th Ave in Chicago w/PICS!

Doc here, a man who some say does most of his creative thinking while wearing stilts, with a terrific Couples Flash report from my good friends The O'Hare MILF and her hubby, K!

Last week, The OHM & K decided to make an afternoon visit to 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago, and asked me to help organize it and get the word out that this petite blonde spinner who is always on Santa's naughty list would be stopping by to take in a feature or 2 at 15th Ave. 

That and a bukkake.

I am always glad to help in this capacity for friends, and the word was sent out, and The Lizardo Lantern positioned to signal their arrival. The stage was set, so all that was left was to see who ready to dance.

Take it away The O'Hare MILF and K!

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The O’Hare Milf has been reading Doc’s reports of other Hotwives enjoying their bukkake experiences for a while now. One day she thought it was time for her. As usual you can never predict when she gets that sinister urge, so we had less than 24 hours to set this up. A quick email to Doc, and we were in business. An early afternoon at the 15th Ave bookstore!