Updated 8/19/17! Tonight in Chicago: Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater on 8/19/17 at 8pm! Hosted by Doc!

Updated 8/19: Doc here with your latest update on tonight's huge "Back to School Party" at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

The jet black Lizardo 4000 is gassed and waxed, and ready for the long trip into the city from The Valley, near the small women's liberal arts college. My lab coat has been dry cleaned and pressed, my stethoscope tuned up, and I'm so ready to see some patients!

Let's review some of the rules of the road for tonight's big party, shall we?

Admission:
M/F Couples: $30
Single Guys: $50
Single Females: $20
Trans-Girls: $20

Swag Bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!  Each bag has a $50 retail value!  Don't miss this reward for being an early bird!

BYOB: Bring your own, kids.  We will have soda, mixers, water, & Red Bull to keep you hydrated!

All-Star Guests: If you think a solar eclipse is rare, how about three adult theater legends in the same place at the same time?  Stuntslut Simone, & amateur porn star Amber Foxxx will all be in attendance!  And dozens of Chicago's sexiest sexies!

Sexy Outfit Contest at 10:15pm! The show sensation that will last a lunchtime!  Ladies, please sign up with The Good Doctor early, as we have three great, vibrating prizes to the top three wieners winners!

No Cell Phones!: To be blunt, there is absolutely no cell phone usage of any kind inside the facility! Zero. None. If you have to check your messages, you are required to step outside. We will have extra security on hand (regular and undercover) to enforce this policy.

Couples Preferred Parking in the rear lot! Security will guide you to where to park.

Where is this shindig?  15th Ave. Adult Theater, 2125 N. 15th Ave., Melrose Park, IL. 

That's it kids!  For up to minute info, Follow The Good Doctor on Twitter @LizardoJournal !

See you tonight! Doctor's orders!

Thanks,

Doc

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Just confirmed for this party will be a long-overdue visit by two of my best friends in this thing of ours, Stuntslut Simone & her hubby Mr. S!  

The party room is decorated in it's finest Back to School decorations, and we will be ready to host you for a great night at 15th Ave., hosted by your old friend in the white suit and aviators.

Next update tomorrow morning!  Questions?  Please e-mail me HERE.

Thanks,
Doc

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Updated 8/17: Doc here, a man who some say hosted the 1977 game show "12 Pickles", with your latest update on this Saturday's Back to School Party at 15th Ave. Adult Theater in Chicago.

I can officially name some of the great couples that will be attending Back to School this Saturday night!  Here we go:

My good friend, amateur porn star Amber Foxxx, and her hubby Dick!

Any a few more great couples to be announced soon!  Stay tuned!

Next, the swag bags for Back to School are complete!  Here is a sneak peek at them!

Next update very soon...

Thanks,
Doc

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Back to School is one of the biggest parties of the year at 15th Avenue, and one that should not be missed!  If naughty schoolgirls or hot teachers are your game, this one is for you!

Here are some party highlights to look forward to:

• This is a BYOB event!
• Swag bags for the first 50 M/F Couples in the door, starting at 8pm!
• Naughtiest Schoolgirl/Hottest Teacher Sexy Outfit Contest!  Great prizes!
• Dancing!  DJ!
• A guy in a lab coat

Make plans to join us Saturday night at 15th Ave. Adult Theater for Back to School, our annual naughty schoolgirl party!

Next update is later today, with a tease on some of the hot couples who will be attending the party!

Thanks,

Doc

Couple's Flash Report! Jason & Aria at Adult World in Rennselaer, NY in...2014!

Doc here, a man who some say interned as a college student at Eye World in Los Angeles, but eventually left since they just did eyes.

This terrific first-time report on a first-time visit to an ABS/theater has an interesting story behind it. I'd like to introduce you to Jason and Aria.  These two NYers (as I salute my former home state) did some reconn, and decided Adult World in Rennselaer, NY was going to be where they lost their adult emporium cherry. 

Oh, this report was submitted in 2014. It slipped through the cracks, and Aria was kind enough to bring it back to my attention. Thank you!

So where, how, and what happened? It is here where we pick up the report from Jason & Aria... Take it away, kids!

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Hi Doc,

As a couple in our 30s/early 40s, this was our first venture into the adult theater world.  We had done some research (including your blog!) and settled on Adult World in Rennselaer, NY.  My boyfriend, Jason, stopped by a few days before to take a tour and scope the place out to make sure it wasn't too sketchy.  He called me after he left the place and seemed to think it would work for us.  

Jason described the theater and the booths and we agreed we'd try out a booth when we had a chance to stop in.  The main guy working the counter was friendly and showed him around, he also explained the process ($5 per person for the booth up front - you print out the coupons and put them in in exchange for credits, I think it came out to 4 credits per $1).  

Monday night was the night we settled on, we got there at about 10:30pm although apparently the theater closes at 11pm, we thought it was midnight based on the store hours online, but he didn't make us leave so that worked out well.  

Adult World
Rennselaer, NY

When we first got there, I was definitely nervous. There were two other guys standing around outside the theater and booth areas.  We went in and picked one of the further booths to the back, one of the guys kind of hung around and it was a little concerning but he didn't come over.  I think he might have been hoping to watch or get an invitation.  We went into the booth and the volume control wasn't working properly, either super loud or silent, so we just left it off while the movie played on the screen.  The booth was pretty cramped but apparently it's only intended for one person (didn't really read the posted rules until after we finished!)

Updated 8/18: TONIGHT! Visit Announcement! C&R at Fantasyland 1 (&2) in Tampa Friday 8/18/17 between Midnight & 1am!

Updated 8/18 at 10pm CT: C&R are coming back for even more adventures TONIGHT, Friday 8/18 starting between Midnight and 1am at Fantasyland 1 & 2!

A mini report from last night is on the way...

Join them, and tell 'em Doc sent you!

Thanks,
Doc

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Doc here, a man who some say keeps on giving 'til it hurts, with a GREAT Visit Announcement for my friends in the Tampa area!  You are in for a treat!

My good friends C&R have trekked all the way down to Tampa for some naughty fun at Fantasyland 1 (&2) and will be there TONIGHT, Thursday the 17th, for some sexy time!

Not only is "R" the covergirl for "Smut for a Sunday Evening", she is an insatiable Wonder Woman-esque legend in the adult theater scene!  

Check out these images of "R" in her natural habitat: naked in front of strangers, and at times, covered in their cum!

Couple's Flash Report! Max & Sarah Hit Bliss & Xposed Adult Theaters in Dallas, TX - July 2017 + Portland Preview!

Doc here, a man who some say sent a belated birthday card to Leon (his birthday was April 10th, 2017), but I'm not sure how long he will live...

Dear readers, do I have a special 1-2 punch for you in this great Couples Flash Report from my good friends Max & Sarah!

Nor only are you mere seconds away from reading one of the hottest Couple's Flash Reports I have had the pleasure of editing in a long time, Max & Sarah are also going to be in Portland, OR this weekend!  They will be hitting The Oregon Theater Saturday night 10pm-ish, and what better warm up for that visit than this report (and PICS!)

Pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and let this report sink in...

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Hello Again Doc & Readers,

We are back with another review of a recent weekend in Dallas. Max wanted me to write up the whole experience, but, as we have previously established, once things start happening I am not the most accurate journalist so he added some notes.  

FRIDAY AFTERNOON

The theater we went to in Dallas was Bliss. We were excited for a few reasons. First of all, in the state of Texas we were kind of running out of places to go and we had heard great things about Bliss .

Bliss Adult Theater
Dallas, TX

I’ll begin with the overall appearance and vibe. Bliss is nice!  Like Colette nice. I was very surprised. There is a large main room with white couches and a couple of televisions playing porn. Against the wall there are some small rooms with beds, with real sheets!  I have a thing about sheets. If you walked down the hallway with the beds you turn the corner and you are in the theater itself, where are 6 couches.

The place was packed for a Friday afternoon. We had posted on a few sites that we would be there and I think that at least a few of the guys there were for us, which made me very happy. 

We went into the theater and were followed by almost every guy in the place. There were so many that I actually got a little nervous.  When I get nervous I can be a little hesitant, like I don’t know where to sit or what to do and that is when Max very quickly figured out the headspace I was in and took charge.

The Lovely Sarah!

We sat on a couch in the middle row. Max was at the end of the couch and I was in the middle. We sat down and we started kissing. Pretty quickly Max’s hand was up my dress and we were surrounded by guys on all sides. Max told me to stand up and hand him my panties.  And BTW, this is something that Max usually does. Its his way of saying its time to invite company.

Last Minute Visit Announcement! Doc's Good Friend T + her New Friends at Horse Cave, KY TONIGHT at 9:45pm!

Doc here with a last minute Visit Announcement for tonight!

My good friend T, along with a fun couple (new friends of her's) are hitting Horse Cave, KY TONIGHT 8/17/17 at 9:45pm ET!  They are looking for fun, so if "fun" is your middle name, please give them some. 

Thanks,
Doc

Flash Report! Anaconda Doubles Down with 2 Flash Reports! Paris Twin Cinema in Syracuse & Swing Shift Video in Richmond Hill, Ontario, Canada

Doc here, a man who some say prefers to turn 2 instead of turning 1, with a value-packed Flash Report from 2 rarely-reported adult theaters from senior Journal scribe, Anaconda.

In the spirit of full disclosure, I have been to the Paris Twin in Syracuse many time when I was a resident NYer, but haven't been back in many years.  As for for Swing Shift, nope.

What say you, Anaconda?

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Hey Doc! 

I'm back with a double report from a couple more new 1st time stops for me:

Paris Twin Theater
Syracuse, NY

1) Paris Twin Cinema in Syracuse, NY - I was passing through CNY on my way home from a social function and decided to stop in and check it out. It was late afternoon on a Sunday and I knew that probably not much would be going on, but I wanted to investigate and pass on the info to my fellow Journal readers. 

I apologize if some of the details escape me since I have not been as prompt as usual in drafting my report as I usually am. This particular theater is a converted standard movie theater from the days before the mega-multiplex where there were only between 1-3 screens at a location. So you walk in and straight to the old ticket booth where the guy tells me its $12 admission PER SIDE! No back and forth! Yikes! 

I inquired about gay side/straight side arrangement and he said that wasn't the case. They play 2 features, 1 in each theater, and at least on this particular day, both were straight films. He did say that at that moment theater 2 was empty and theater 1 had a few guys in there. 

Freeze Frame: Everyone Needs A Little Hawaiian Eyeful In Their Life Edition w/46 Pics!!!

Doc here, a man who some say was San Fillippo's Hardware Man of the Year in 1984, starring in a series of unsettling place mats with various hoses & pipes. Sales were weak.

Riddle me this, Journal of Adult Theaters readers: How can one top yesterday's Couple's Flash Report from adult theater legendary lady, Hawaiian Eyeful? With brand new pics, and a video of a Marine dropping the hammer on her, where can we go from here?

Well, Lizardos and Lizardettes, I'll tell you how.  How about a Freeze Frame Report with the best of the best of Hawaiian Eyeful!  From the earliest pics submitted by Ms. Eyeful and Mr. Eyeful, to highlights from a photo shoot shot by The Good Doctor himself in a luxury hotel in Portland, to new images of her playing in adult theaters. All for you, the good readers of The Journal.

Enjoy the goodness that is the amazing Hawaiian Eyeful! (Also, click the thumbnails to ENLARGE the images)

Freeze Frame: Hawaiian Eyeful's Best of the Best

Flash Report! Anaconda Hits Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN

Doc here, a man who some say believes in the three principles of a happy life: faster jets, bigger alligators, and prettier women.  

Senior Journal scribe Anaconda returns with the 411 on a new location (no reports yet on The Journal), Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN.  Take it away, sir!

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Hey Doc! 

Your pal Anaconda checking in with a Flash Report from Adult Emporium in Evansville, IN. This was a new destination for me, so of course my first course of action was to refer to the adult theater database and choose a target. 

Adult Emporium
Evansville, IN

I arrived at Adult Emporium a little before 8PM. You walk into the store and it's pretty scarcely stocked, but I wasn't there to shop obviously. I chatted with the clerk a bit and inquired about the couples traffic. He replied with a very unenthusiastic, "Eh, once in a while, usually on weekends." I've certainly learned to not get my hopes up, especially in a small town on a Tuesday night. The rates are $8 for the theater or $10 for theater and booths, so I went for the combo, and it came with 3 dollars worth of tokens to feed into the booths. Not a bad deal. 

8 Questions from The Good Doctor: Chapter 5 - Stuntslut Simone! (w/7 PICS!)

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ICYMI: New Feature! "8 Questions from The Good Doctor" - Chapter 1: The San Diego Smokeshow (w/NEW PICS!)

Doc here, a man who some say once volunteered as a massage therapist at a college cheerleading camp just outside Ithaca NY, even though he was neither a licensed massage therapist nor a cheerleading expert. He did however use an effective Swedish accent to cover his tracks and get a few phone numbers. 

Welcome to a new feature here at The Journal of Adult Theaters (your one stop shop for this thing of ours),  "8 Questions from The Good Doctor" . In this peek inside the mindset of some of the The Journal's favorite female contributors, The Good Doctor has compiled a set of 8 adult theater-related questions for our sexy guests to answer.  And  at times, our guests may even contribute a new set of pics to accompany their "8 Questions" piece. 

In Chapter 1 of "8 Questions from The Good Doctor", I am profiling a woman that generated a ton of buzz in February of this year with a report from regular contributor Rock Hard (that you can read HERE) on an amazing night at San Diego's Jolar Cinema. This night a couple came into the theater, and the lady "...was one of the most beautiful women I have ever seen! Blond, blue eyes.. supermodel figure in a low cut thin top and a jean mini skirt."

After this report published, The San Diego Smokeshow & her hubby reached out to The Good Doctor, and in part explained that they were the couple profiled by Rock Hard, & that The Journal had a big part in getting them to try an adult theater for the first time that night in February.

When The Good Doctor came up with the idea of doing "8 Questions", I already knew who I wanted to be the first guest contributor: The San Diego Smokeshow. 

The San Diego Smokeshow

So kids, pop open a Fresca (Hi Gemini!), and enjoy both the "8 Questions" with The San Diego Smokeshow, but also the 5 brand new pics of this gorgeous blonde woman for your enjoyment.

Here we go...

"8 Questions from The Good Doctor"
Chapter 1: The San Diego Smokeshow